Before all of me little Trumpkins start to freak out. Don't. SIMMER. As my mom says, "take a chill pill!" This is just a little suggestion for a commander in chief I think ALL of America can get behind.
This is a Rih-port about why Miss Robyn Fenty would make an excellent president.
Now, get to class, let's begin.
While some leaders are more of the type to tweet about fake news, the NFL, and general drama, future President Fenty has become a pillar of empathy and compassion.
There is much suffering yet to come-lost buildings, lost jobs, lost hope!!!
Over the past year, Rihanna has exhibited *real* presidential character.
The Carribean, Mexico, Texas and Florida have taken some awful hits in the last few weeks! We must all do what we can to help!
She is what we need right now: A literal humanitarian.
You see, unlike *some people,* Rihanna keeps the literal human population in mind.
on my knees just praying for my Caribbean people this morning!! My heart goes out to you in a time like this!!! #HurricaneIrma
From Mexico...
Mexico you are in my prayers as well! Just heard of this horrible earthquake! Praying for the families of those who lost their lives!
...to Manchester. Rihanna will surely keep us from pissing off *certain world leaders* inevitably leading us into nuclear war and general disaster.
#Manchester has always been so close to my heart! These are innocent vulnerable kids, this could've been any of us! I'm devastated!
Rihanna also has 14 number ones and 31 top ten hits. Not everyone has that.
Besides her chart success, Rihanna is also influential in the education field.
hey there @mauriciomacri, what's your plan for Argentina to commit to #FundEducation? 🇦🇷
From Canada...
🇨🇦 @JustinTrudeau I know you had our backs during the #GlobalCitizen Festival, will you recommit Canada to #FundEducation?
...to France...
🇫🇷 bonjour @EmmanuelMacron, will France commit to #FundEducation?
... to even Germany.
Germany, I'm checking in to see where we are on the commitment to #FundEducation w/ @GPforEducation? @regsprecher, I'm depending on you!😊 🇩🇪
Rihanna is a worldwide education boss.
Global Ambassador for Education @rihanna working with students in Malawi to further the #CLF mission.
Rihanna is also good at a little thing called "economics." She knows that if she raises money she will save lives. It's simple economics that not everyone can do.
If you have even the smallest donation, you can help save lives! https://t.co/FasQxim6hN
Also, don't forget, her song "Work" got people back to...work.
Instead of thriving on drama, Rihanna thrives on the applause.
Round of APPLAUSE to these gentlemen for taking control of this devastating situation!!! #CaribbeanGirl #OneLove https://t.co/vTeuPwOvEV
A prayer from Rihanna = one million of our poor people peasant prayers.
Sending my love and prayers to everyone affected!!
She's even well read! Instead of watching cable news 24/7 and complaining about "fake news," Rihanna reads the classics AKA newspapers.
Dear @realDonaldTrump I know you've probably already seen this, but I just wanted to make sure! Don't let your peo… https://t.co/lfez8RQ44n
Basically, this is what a presidency looks like.
This is professionalism.
This is our future commander and chief.
And let's not forget she believes in legal weed!!!
I think my point is clear.
So while some guy is obsessed with the NFL...
...NFL attendance and ratings are WAY DOWN. Boring games yes, but many stay away because they love our country. League should back U.S.
...diet soda...
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
...and the status of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!
My president is generous.
My president understands water crafts and therefore our Navy.
My president carries a glass of champagne when she leaves buildings.
The choice is clear: Rihanna 2020.
