Buzz·Posted on Jan 12, 2015Dear Straight People, We Ate Ass First!How dare you steal our culture!by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink First Khia popped her pussy like this, and I did not speak out — because Khia is iconic. Via tumblr.com Then Nicki Minaj gave it up to the best ass eater, and I did not speak out — because this was just like a really good Nicki verse and I am here for every good Nicki verse. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via kileyycat.tumblr.com Then Allison Williams had her ass eaten out on Girls and I was like HELL NO. FUCK THIS. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK OUT. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / Via imwithkanye.tumblr.com We ate ass first. Getty Images/iStockphoto CJMGrafx It all started with the Greeks. Getty Images Alexander the Great was in on it. Getty Images Even famous composer Tchaikovsky was known to dabble. Getty Images Rischgitz Seriously... Getty Images Basically gay people have been eating ass for thousands of years and now straight people want to come around and take credit. hi @J0rdynTyl3r I am tired of straight people eating ass and appropriating gay culture. 03:02 AM - 01 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Anti_Intellect @Anti_Intellect Straight people arrive at things gay people have been doing all along: Eating ass. Eating pussy. Anal sex. A day late and a dollar short. 06:47 PM - 31 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite And as we know, straight people ruin everything. Via Twitter: @mikaylalmeida I can't go on Facebook without being bombarded with their hetero bullshit. angvl.tumblr.com Instagram is TAINTed. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Everything is dark-sided, gargoyles, psychics, etc. Twitter: @mikaylalmeida To this, I say stop. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via theparttimemisanthrope.tumblr.com Enough. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Let us have this one thing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via brandiglanville.tumblr.com #stopstraightpeople2015. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via brandiglanville.tumblr.com Don't ruin ass eating for us all. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via meanplastic.com Bye.