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Dear Straight People, We Ate Ass First!

How dare you steal our culture!

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First Khia popped her pussy like this, and I did not speak out — because Khia is iconic.

Then Nicki Minaj gave it up to the best ass eater, and I did not speak out — because this was just like a really good Nicki verse and I am here for every good Nicki verse.

Then Allison Williams had her ass eaten out on Girls and I was like HELL NO. FUCK THIS. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK OUT.

We ate ass first.

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It all started with the Greeks.

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Alexander the Great was in on it.

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Even famous composer Tchaikovsky was known to dabble.

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Seriously...

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Basically gay people have been eating ass for thousands of years and now straight people want to come around and take credit.

I am tired of straight people eating ass and appropriating gay culture.

hi@J0rdynTyl3rFollow

I am tired of straight people eating ass and appropriating gay culture.

11:02 PM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Straight people arrive at things gay people have been doing all along: Eating ass. Eating pussy. Anal sex. A day late and a dollar short.

Anti_Intellect @Anti_IntellectFollow

Straight people arrive at things gay people have been doing all along:

Eating ass.

Eating pussy.

Anal sex.

A day late and a dollar short.

2:47 PM - 31 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And as we know, straight people ruin everything.

I can't go on Facebook without being bombarded with their hetero bullshit.

Everything is dark-sided, gargoyles, psychics, etc.

To this, I say stop.

Enough.

Let us have this one thing.

#stopstraightpeople2015.

Don't ruin ass eating for us all.

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Bye.

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