1. Dear Ariana Grande,
We meet again, my friend. You know I love you. I really do. You are mini-Mariah! “Break Free” is legit so good. My gay anthem!! That said, we need to have a chat about your latest music video…
2. This one:
3. Let’s talk history.
5. This music video would change the way we think of interplanetary music videos forever.
6. It raised the bar and set the standards. We wouldn’t be where we are today without it.
7. There’s lots to be learned from this video, so take a seat, Ariana. Simmer down. Read the Bible.
8. Everyone knows that when you’re going to make an iconic Mars-themed music video you have to include each of the following…
- Baylor University's president and football coach have been removed for failing to address a team sexual assaults scandal for years.
- Here we go: Donald Trump has reached the number of delegates needed to be the Republican presidential nominee.
- The UK will be the first country to issue letters for same-sex couples abroad to ensure their next-of-kin rights are upheld.