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    19 Celebrities Who Have Teenage Children Now, Like I'm Sorry You're THAT Old

    It's just wild to me that Britney and Christina have teenage kids!

    I had a weird realization the other day that most of the people I grew up watching/listening to when I was teenager...have teenagers of their own now.

    It's the latest example of me feeling like Old Rose in Titanic.

    1. The trigger to this was Ashlee Simpson.

    a young ashley in punk attire

    Remember her and Pete Wentz had a kid?

    ashley hugging pete as they sit on a couch

    Well that kid, Bronx, just turned 13.

    2. Then there's Ricky Martin.

    rickey holding two babies

    He just shared a pic of his son who is also 13 now.

    3. Jennifer Lopez has twins.

    pregnant jlo and marc anthony

    We've seen them grow up throughout the years.

    jlo holding her young kids in her lap

    Well, Emme and Max are 14.

    4. Britney Spears is obsessed with her boys.

    a pregnant britney walking outside

    It feels like only yesterday...

    britney and her two boys at a baseball game

    And now Britney's boys are 15 and 16 respectively.

    britney and her teens outside

    5. Christina Aguilera has two kids.

    christina, her husband, and her young kid

    Her son Max is 14.

    6. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have a few kids.

    Gwen and Gavin with their 2 kids in a teacup

    Zuma just turned 13.

    Gwen and the family celebrating zuma's birthday

    And Kingston is 16.

    7. Joey Fatone had his first kid in 2001.

    joey performing on stage

    She's 21 now!

    8. Another boy band member with a teenager is Brian Littrell.

    Brian crouching down for a photo

    His son is 19.

    9. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have been together since the mid '00s.

    Nicole and Joel

    Their oldest, Harlow, is 14 now.

    10. Brad and Angelina have multiple teens.

    Brad and Angelina on the red carpet

    The twins, Vivienne and Knox, are 13.

    arrows pointing to the twins at an event

    And Shiloh is 16.

    close up of Shiloh

    Shiloh recently went viral for appearing in a dance video.

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    11. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have a family of three.

    Matthew and Camila

    Their son Levi McConaughey is 13.

    12. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, remember them?

    Katie and Tom on their wedding day

    They had one kid together.

    Katie and Tom walking to an event

    That child, Suri Cruise, is 16 now.

    Katie and a young Suri

    13. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have two kids together.

    Reese and Ryan

    Their oldest, Ava, is 22.

    And their youngest, Deacon, is 18.

    14. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have multiple kids together.

    Gwyneth and Chris

    Their oldest, Apple, is 18.

    And they recently celebrated their son Moses' 16th birthday.

    15. Anna Nicole Smith had one daughter.

    close up of Anna smiling

    Her daughter, Dannielynn, is 15 now.

    Dannielynn smiling

    And here she is dressed like Janet Jackson with Janet Jackson.

    16. Melissa Joan Hart has a family of three.

    Melissa in a promo shot for Sabrina the Teenage witch

    Her oldest, Mason, is 16.

    17. Courteney Cox and David Arquette have a daughter together.

    Courtney holding her baby and standing next to David

    Their daughter, Coco, just turned 18.

    18. Usher has four kids.

    I mean, look how cute!

    Usher bending down to take a photo with his two toddler sons

    His two oldest are Naviyd and Usher. Naviyd is 13.

    Naviyd and Usher posing with a basketball

    And Usher is 14.

    Usher and Usher jr sitting to watch a game

    On his 14th birthday, big Usher shared a pic of little Usher's sonogram.

    19. And last, but certainly not least, Taylor Hanson has seven kids.

    close up of Taylor playing the keyboard on stage

    They range in age from one to 19.