Posted on May 26, 2021

10 Embarrassing Celebrity Myspace Pictures, Like Harry Styles And Kylie Jenner, That Will Always Be Funny

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10 Embarrassing Celebrity Myspace Pictures, Like Harry Styles And Kylie Jenner, That Will Always Be Funny

1. When Kendall Jenner was on Myspace, her user name was "horsegirlkj."

Her mood was "hyper" and her bio was "It's All About Me."

2. Before she was the "Rise & Shine" chanteuse, Kylie Jenner was apparently a 16-year-old lollypop.

Her username was "kyliesalollypop."

Here are some alleged pictures from her Myspace. They include this one of her cutting onions:

A picture next to a frozen banana:

The classic over-the-head mirror shot:

And pictures with random people from her school:

So many blurry, over-processed MacBook pics!

3. Next, we have Lana Del Rey. When she was on Myspace, her name was Lizzy Grant, because that is, in fact, her real name.

Her interests included Britney Spears, motorcycles, poison, and morphine.

In her "about me," she had a "Baby Girl" blingee.

4. Kim Kardashian went by "Princess Kimberly" and her url was "kimsaprincess." Her header quote said "I'm a PRINCESS and you're not so there!"

She, of course, wanted to meet God:

This was her top 8. Notice how Ray J was only #4, which clearly violated the "your boyfriend should always be #1 in your top 8" clause.

5. Now for Kesha's Myspace, this was her bio:

And here's what she said her music sounds like:

6. Katy Perry's Mypsace had the headline, "Ya know it' hard out thur 4 a Pimp."

And here are 10 things she wanted you to know about her:

7. Harry Styles was about 12 or 13 when he had his Myspace.

This was his bio:

He had a picture with his sister:

A classic flash-filled blurry mirror pic:

And, of course, one of these:

8. This was Taylor Swift's first Myspace picture:

This was her bio in 2007. It's a good read:

This is the best part:

You have to see the comments she used to leave on other people's walls. They're 2005–2006 gold.

"haha fuck sewing machines."

9. Rihanna was also on Myspace.

This was back when she was playing malls:

10. And lastly, your king of embarrassing old Myspace pics: Tom Hardy.

Most of his pictures appeared to have been taken with a potato:

Most of them are shirtless:

And in his underwear:

Tom Hardy's Myspace perfectly captures the era:

10 Embarrassing Celebrity Myspace Pictures, Like Harry Styles And Kylie Jenner, That Will Always Be Funny

1. When Kendall Jenner was on Myspace, her user name was "horsegirlkj."

Her mood was "hyper" and her bio was "It's All About Me."

2. Before she was the "Rise & Shine" chanteuse, Kylie Jenner was apparently a 16-year-old lollypop.

Her username was "kyliesalollypop."

Here are some alleged pictures from her Myspace. They include this one of her cutting onions:

A picture next to a frozen banana:

The classic over-the-head mirror shot:

And pictures with random people from her school:

So many blurry, over-processed MacBook pics!

3. Next, we have Lana Del Rey. When she was on Myspace, her name was Lizzy Grant, because that is, in fact, her real name.

Her interests included Britney Spears, motorcycles, poison, and morphine.

In her "about me," she had a "Baby Girl" blingee.

4. Kim Kardashian went by "Princess Kimberly" and her url was "kimsaprincess." Her header quote said "I'm a PRINCESS and you're not so there!"

She, of course, wanted to meet God:

This was her top 8. Notice how Ray J was only #4, which clearly violated the "your boyfriend should always be #1 in your top 8" clause.

5. Now for Kesha's Myspace, this was her bio:

And here's what she said her music sounds like:

6. Katy Perry's Mypsace had the headline, "Ya know it' hard out thur 4 a Pimp."

And here are 10 things she wanted you to know about her:

7. Harry Styles was about 12 or 13 when he had his Myspace.

This was his bio:

He had a picture with his sister:

A classic flash-filled blurry mirror pic:

And, of course, one of these:

8. This was Taylor Swift's first Myspace picture:

This was her bio in 2007. It's a good read:

This is the best part:

You have to see the comments she used to leave on other people's walls. They're 2005–2006 gold.

"haha fuck sewing machines."

9. Rihanna was also on Myspace.

This was back when she was playing malls:

10. And lastly, your king of embarrassing old Myspace pics: Tom Hardy.

Most of his pictures appeared to have been taken with a potato:

Most of them are shirtless:

And in his underwear:

Tom Hardy's Myspace perfectly captures the era:

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