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20 Boats That Have No Idea What They're Doing

Stupid boats.

1. This boat thinks it's a train.

2. This one is locked outside of the house.

3. On the wrong side of the road on Route 37.

4. Trying to get in the garage in Bayville, NJ.

5. Crossing the street in Mystic, NJ.

6. Drunk.

7. Wasted.

8. On a playground in Brick, NJ.

9. Trying to balance on a guardrail in Hoboken, NJ.

10. Hitching a ride in Staten Island.

11. Fighting with a car.

12. This boat is at an Ikea in Brooklyn.

13. This boat thinks this is a boat store. It is not.

14. These boats thought it was a good idea to go for a walk together on land.

15. Just hanging out in the front yard.

16. "Hiding" in the front yard in Freeport, Long Island.

17. Playing a game of tag.

18. Trying to get up some stairs.

19. Hanging out with the neighbors.

20. And a hooker on a street corner.


A refrigerator that has no idea what it's doing.

A dumpster that has no idea what it's doing.

And a car on a park bench.