This is Boomer. He's Michael Phelps' son and he looks like a little old man.
Boomer thinks Siri is a walkie talkie.
He's always yelling at you to go to church.
Boomer is always asking you about Chapsnat.
He's terrified of Facetweet.
And thinks Instagram is a new flavor of oatmeal.
He's always going on about the Soviet Union and Nikita Khrushchev.
And regularly needs to be shushed because he's on the verge of saying something problematic.
Boomer loves to tell you how much milk cost back then.
He still prints out directions.
And just sent you a chain email about asbestos that started with "Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re"
Basically, Boomer is the best thing happening on the sidelines of the Olympics.
Thank you for bringing a little old school flare to Rio.