All 38 Characters From "Home Alone 2" Ranked From Worst To Best

Ranking every character in Home Alone 2 because I have a lot of feelings about this movie.

38. Uncle Frank

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Mean. Loud. Bald. Cheap. Bad singer. Total loser!

37. Aunt Leslie

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Married to Uncle Frank. Asshole by association. Not a friend of mine!

36. The flight attendant that let Kevin onto the plane

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Clumsy. Lets random little boy onto a plane even though he doesn't even have a ticket. A threat to national security!

35. The guy with the same coat as Kevin's dad

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Average and boring!

34. The guy sitting next to Kevin on his flight to New York

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Speaks French even though the kid next to him obviously does not. Completely not self-aware!

33. The flight attendant on Kevin's flight to New York

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Doesn't know how to hold a phone. Weird?

32. The woman behind the counter at the New York airport

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Keeps calling Kevin "sir." Doesn't ask why a little boy is alone in New York. Gets a few points for being in most John Hughes movies. Still clueless!

31. Donald Trump

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Creepy old man who talks to children alone in hotel lobbies. Sad!

30. The lady from Plaza Hotel reservations

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Has fresh flowers on her desk. Nice. Dumb because she falls for a Talkboy voice distorter. Should probably look for a new job to be honest!

29. This scary ass big-tilted Santa

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Frightening and too tall!

28. All of the random cousins/siblings we never really met

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Complain a lot. Never actually seem to be happy. Sad really!

27. The police officer at the Miami airport

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Remains way too calm over a missing child. Wake up!

26. "Watch it kid HAHAHAHA" guy

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Fucked up laugh. Would not want to run into him on the street at night!

25. The taxi driver near Central Park

20th Century Fox

Glass eye. Scares children. Not helpful!

24. The prostitutes near Central Park

20th Century Fox

Problematic. Try to pick up a child. Smoke cigs. Cool fur coats!

23. Buzz

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Not as good a character as in the first movie. No girlfriend. Woof. Calls Kevin a "little troutsniffer." A true loser!

22. Esther Stone, hotel lady

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Mean. Gets fooled by a child. Very bad at her job!

21. Big Pete

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Decent at choir. Better as Big Pete. The only sibling that matters!

20. Fuller

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Drinks too much soda. Kind of a twerp. Doesn't even wet the bed in this one!

19. Cliff

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Security guard for the hotel. Gets accused of smooching by Joe. Embarrassing!

18. The lawn ornament jockey

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Gets knocked down constantly. Always gets back up. Inspiring!

17. Mrs. McCallister

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Lost her child for the second time in like a year. As usual, bad judgment. Yells a lot. Gullible. Lock her up!

16. Mr. McCallister

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Leaves his kid behind in the airport. Doesn't check his credit card for charges. Always wears the same coat. Dull and dumb!

15. The inflatable pool toy

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Saves the day by showering. Decent dancer. A hero!

14. The NYC cop who takes Mrs. McCallister to Rockefeller Plaza

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The first person in the movie who really puts Mrs. McCallister in her place. Saves the day. Hero!

13. Uncle Rob and Aunt Georgette

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Own a giant ass brownstone on the Upper West Side. Rich as hell!

12. The Turtle Doves

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Symbolic of peace, love, and friendship. A great gift for a homeless woman obsessed with pigeons!

11. Johnny

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Crass. Crazy sense of smell (can smell someone coming off of an elevator.) Violent. Mean to women, literally shoots one. Still iconic!

10. Choir Lady

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Gets hit by a giant tree. Funny!

9. The woman that slaps/punches Marv twice

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Bold. Badass. Wears cool earrings and saves Kevin from being kidnapped. A nice lady of the '90s!

8. Harry

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Kind of a grouch. Kind of evil. Likes to steal from children. Keeps the Sticky Bandits together. Good tolerance for pain. Takes the bar in the head like a champ!

7. Little Moe with the gimpy leg

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Not even an actual character, it's just a really good name!

6. Cedric

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Expects a tip for holding a backpack. Typical Rob Schneider. A nice man!

5. Tim Curry

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Rational but kinda bitchy. He's one of the only people in this entire movie that realizes it's kind of fucked up that a child is by himself in NYC. Typical Tim Curry. A good man!

4. Duncan

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A kind, old man. Runs a bomb ass toy store. Loves turtle doves. Would make a great sugar daddy!

3. Kevin

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Can get around New York without a parent. Good at lying. Sadistic and enjoys hurting people. Would make a good business man!

2. Marv

20th Century Fox

The more entertaining of the Sticky Bandits. Has a great enthusiasm to steal. Loves a good scam. Would have definitely died if this wasn't a movie!

1. The Pigeon Lady

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Resourceful. Uses birds as a weapon to save Kevin. Well connected. Has connections to get into Carnegie Hall. Says she hasn't talked to anyone in years but talks to a little kid. Weird. A little too pigeon-y but can get over that. Has a calming voice. The best, most memorable character in the movie!