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The 18 Worst Moose Knuckles At The Olympics

Arguably the most important part of the olympics are the moose knuckles.

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1. Zbigniew Brodka of Poland

Level of pain: 6/10Resembles: A chipmunk stuck underneath a pool cover.
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Level of pain: 6/10

Resembles: A chipmunk stuck underneath a pool cover.

2. Bart Swings of Belgium

Level of pain: 4/10Resembles: A mannequin at Kohls.
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Level of pain: 4/10

Resembles: A mannequin at Kohls.

3. Mika Poutala of Finland

Level of pain: 8/10Resembles: A thumb.
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Level of pain: 8/10

Resembles: A thumb.

4. Aleksandr Rumyantsev of Russia

Level of pain: 5/10Resembles: A Ken doll.
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Level of pain: 5/10

Resembles: A Ken doll.

5. Simen Spieler Nilsen of Norway

Level of pain: 7.5/10Resembles: A vagina.
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Level of pain: 7.5/10

Resembles: A vagina.

6. Jan Szymanski of Poland

Level of pain: 8/10Resembles: A vertical line.
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Level of pain: 8/10

Resembles: A vertical line.

7. Sven Kramer (this isn't actually at the Olympics but HOW COULD I NOT INCLUDE IT?!)

Level of pain: 9/10Resembles: A literal knuckle of a moose.
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Level of pain: 9/10

Resembles: A literal knuckle of a moose.

8. John Daly of the US

Level of pain: 9/10Resembles: A crumpled up piece of paper.
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Level of pain: 9/10

Resembles: A crumpled up piece of paper.

9. The German luge team

Level of pain: 1010Resembles: A bunch of smushed penises.
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Level of pain: 1010

Resembles: A bunch of smushed penises.

10. The Austrian luge team

Level of pain: 8/10Resembles: The one on the left looks like the top half of a snowman and the one on the right kind of looks like butt cheeks.
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Level of pain: 8/10

Resembles: The one on the left looks like the top half of a snowman and the one on the right kind of looks like butt cheeks.

11. Dominik Fischnaller of Italy

Level of pain: 6/10Resembles: Not even sure. There appears to be a lot going on in this one.
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Level of pain: 6/10

Resembles: Not even sure. There appears to be a lot going on in this one.

12. Samuel Edney of Canada

Level of pain: 8/10Resembles: A sideways dong.
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Level of pain: 8/10

Resembles: A sideways dong.

13. Gregory Carigiet of Switzerland

Level of pain: 9/10Resembles: These donuts.
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Level of pain: 9/10

Resembles: These donuts.

14. Alexander Ferlazzo of Australia

Level of pain: 5/10Resembles: A green snake.
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Level of pain: 5/10

Resembles: A green snake.

15. Daniel Pfister of Austria

Level of pain: 9.5/10Resembles: A gord.
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Level of pain: 9.5/10

Resembles: A gord.

16. Semen Pavlichenko of Russia

Level of pain: 7.8/10Resembles: A blue sea urchin.
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Level of pain: 7.8/10

Resembles: A blue sea urchin.

17. Shane Dobbin of New Zealand

Level of pain: 10/10Resembles: A very large vagina.
Marko Djurica / Reuters

Level of pain: 10/10

Resembles: A very large vagina.

18.

Level of pain: 4/10Resembles: A freshly soiled baby's diaper.
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Level of pain: 4/10

Resembles: A freshly soiled baby's diaper.

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