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How Jersey Are You?

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    You have strong opinions regarding pizza.
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    You’ve eaten pizza for two meals in one day and weren’t upset about it.
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    You have a favorite bagel place.
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    You have a favorite deli.
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    You’ve been to a diner at an unreasonable hour.
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    You know what taylor ham is.
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    You know what pork roll is.
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    You know taylor ham and pork roll are the same thing.
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    You know what a ripper is.
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    You've eaten fat sandwich from the grease trucks at Rutgers.
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    Your family has rented a shore house.
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    Your family owns a shore house.
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    You’ve called someone a Shoebie.
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    You’ve been called a Shoebie.
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    You’ve called someone a BENNY.
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    You’ve called someone a BENNY and knew what the acronym stood for.
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    You've had $1 Bud Lights at The Parker House.
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    You have a friend who's had a summer share in Manasquan or Belmar.
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    You’ve had a summer share in Manasquan or Belmar.
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    You've gotten inappropriately drunk at The Osprey of Leggett's.
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    You've done some things you regret at Jenkinson's in Point Pleasant.
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    You've taken too many shots at Tiki Bar.
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    You've tried to beat the clock at Bar A.
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    You've been to Cape May.
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    You've gotten hammered at D'Jais in Belmar.
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    You’ve had a friend with a house on Long Beach Island.
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    You think every beach town south of LBI is for Philly people.
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    You’ve been to Atlantic City for a bachelor or bachelorette party.
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    You know better than to go to the beach in Atlantic City.
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    You’ve been to The Stone Pony in Asbury Park.
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    You’ve seen Bruce Springsteen at The Stone Pony.
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    You’ve seen Bruce Springsteen at Giants Stadium.
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    You’ve seen Bruce Springsteen out in the wild.
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    You’ve met Bruce Springsteen.
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    You are Bruce Springsteen.
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    You’ve owned a Bon Jovi album.
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    You know never to compare Jovi to Bruce.
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    You know Sinatra was born in Hoboken and remind people of it.
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    You've seen a show at Maxwell's.
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    You’ve been to Hoboken's St. Patrick's Day.
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    You’ve gotten a public urination ticket in Hoboken during the St. Patrick’s Day parade.
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    You’ve walked past Carlo’s bakery just to laugh at tourists.
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    You’ve been to a Devils game.
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    You’ve been to Brendan Byrne Arena.
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    You’ve been to Continental Airlines Arena.
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    You’ve been to the Izod Center.
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    You know that Brendan Byrne, Continental Airlines, and Izod are all the same place.
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    You know what Xanadu is.
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    You still refer to MetLife Stadium as Giants Stadium.
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    You disowned the Nets when they moved to Brooklyn.
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    You've been to either a NJ Jackals, Newark Bears, Lakewood BlueClaws, or Somerset Patriots game.
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    You’ve skiied and swam at Mountain Creek.
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    You’ve been to Six Flags Great Adventure.
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    You've been to Hurricane Harbor.
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    You care about your car too much to go to Wild Safari.
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    You can name at least five malls within twenty minutes of where you grew up.
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    You have a shitty mall and a nice mall.
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    You know the Short Hills mall is for rich people.
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    You know someone who “works in construction.”
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    You’ve seen every episode of "The Sopranos."
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    You know at least one place in the opening credits of "The Sopranos."
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    You’ve accidentally walked past the filming of Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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    You hated how the MTV show “The Jersey Shore” stereotyped our beach communities.
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    You still enjoyed watching “The Jersey Shore.”
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    You’ve fist pumped ironically.
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    You’ve fist pumped ironically but secretly enjoyed it.
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    You know what a jughandle is.
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    You know how to properly navigate a traffic circle.
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    You sometimes forget Princeton University is in New Jersey.
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    You've owned a monthly pass for NJ Transit.
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    You've endured soul-crushing NJ Transit delays.
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    You've taken a dump on a NJ Transit train.
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    You've thrown up on an NJ Transit train.
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    You refer to New York City as “The City.”
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    You’ve taken NJ Transit into The City and stayed out until the first train in the morning.
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    You’ve hitchhiked over the George Washington Bridge to save money.
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    You resent the term “Bridge and Tunnel crowd.”
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    You know the Statue of Liberty is technically on the NJ side of the Hudson River.
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    You’ve spent a day doing Weird NJ things.
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    You’ve been to the Gates of Hell.
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    You’ve gotten lost trying to find Midgetville.
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    You’ve attempted to find to Jersey Devil.
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    You’re creeped out by the Pine Barrens.
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    You’ve stopped doing Weird NJ stuff because it got TOO weird.
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    You still have a blue license plate.
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    You actually do identify where you live by your Parkway or Turnpike exit.
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    You know there are traffic lights on the Parkway if you go far enough south.
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    You know there is always traffic at Exit 8A on the Turnpike.
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    You know how to avoid as many tolls as possible.
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    You have family from either Bayonne, Jersey City or Elizabeth.
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    You’ve eaten Portugese food in the Ironbound section of Newark.
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    You've seen the "Trenton Makes The World Takes" sign.
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    You purposely avoid Camden at all costs.
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    You know there’s an Ikea in Elizabeth, but you have no clue how to get to it.
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    You’ve defended NJ at a party by listing every famous person who is from the Garden State.
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    You've gotten into a fight because you're from New Jersey.
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    You’re unsure where Central Jersey begins and ends.
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    You think people from South Jersey are weird.
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    You think people from North Jersey are pretentious.
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    You hate anyone that hates on New Jersey.
 
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