Poodle skirts + sweet tunes + soda pop + ice cream = Nostalgia on the high seas!

This is basically the equivalent of space camp for little girls.

Have you ever seen Madagascar? It's a film about adorable quirky animals that escape from a zoo on a boat and then hang out with ring-tailed lemurs. Imagine actually experiencing that as a kid? It's probably downright transcendent.

He's staring at your soul 'Voice' fans! Climb aboard and he'll sing to your heart.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

If you're going to praise the Lord's name why not do it while eating great food on a scenic cruise around Manhattan?

Experience all the thrills of the Saw franchise, with none of the morbid consequences.

Real live fanfiction on the high seas. This should be a no-brainer for Twilight fans.

For anyone that has ever wanted to rock and roll for 4 nights and party for 4 days.

This is basically a more personal way of live-Tweeting your family vacation.

That new itinerary includes a "Welcome pajama dessert party with Paula."

If you enjoy quilting there are a plethora of cruise options, but if you're gonna go on a quilting vacation who would you rather be with - your husband or your girlfriends?

So fucking casual.