mildlymichael

cory and Topanga!! I'm a huge bmw fan don't get me wrong, but Cory and Topanga are just kinda forced. not to mention, Cory is a toxic human being, and Topanga is snotty. they also just were so young and made very important life decisions regarding their relationship at 16, 17, and… Read More

as someone with a deadly food allergy (kiwi) , the cleaning one is SUPER important!! especially when cutting fresh fruits because the juices stick to the knife and could really hurt someone! also the flavour might not taste very good :/

I worked as a fruit chunker for a grocery store last year. my boss once dropped a knife in the garbage and continued to use it. she also dropped it on the floor and used it still. once, a kid cut himself while cutting pineapple. he cleaned up and then rinsed off the knife (no soap)… Read More

not fast food, but I used to cut produce at my grocery store. -nobody there believed in washing hands before the gloves. -a kid cut himself while chunking pineapple and dealt with it. afterwards he didn't wash the knife and kept chunking. -my boss dropped a knife on the ground and… Read More

my mom had a uterine ablation about 5 years ago and her doctor gave her pictures of her uterus afterwards. he jokingly told her "don't go posting this on Facebook" she told us this not knowing how weird my family is. it has become a joke in my family to put the pictures of my mom's… Read More

old yeller REALLY fucked me up as a kid...

when Cory and Topanga fall asleep while working on a project and the whole school thinks they slept together and Cory let's it divide them. (Wake Up Little Cory S2)

every single year, the adults in my mom's side of the family get wasted and start singing Billy Joel together. it's high-key pretty fun