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19 Reasons Dateline’s Keith Morrison Is Television's Greatest Gift To Mankind

Keith doesn't always host Dateline, but when he does, it's freaking amazing.

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9. Keith's biggest connection to '90s sitcoms, though, is his stepson, Friends star Matthew Perry.

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In 1981 Keith married Matthew's mom, Suzanne, a journalist and former press secretary to Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. The man is Chandler Bing's stepdad, people.

10. Has Saturday Night Live made a sketch about you? No? Didn't think so. They made one about Keith, though.

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That's Bill Hader playing Keith, and if someone as funny as Bill Hader wants to parody you, it's because you are freaking awesome.

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15. The holidays belong to Keith, who recorded the single greatest reading of the "The Night Before Christmas" EVER.

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Watch the masterpiece here, but be warned: Once you see it Christmas will never be the same without it.

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16. Keith's brilliance hasn't escaped the art world, either. Artist Mike Tiscareno painted this work of art of Keith as a sexy centaur at the commission of a couple Morrisonites.