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Look, all these people wanted to do was to make a cute "Santa fishing" display, OK?
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And all these parents wanted to do was to put out their adorable "Ho, ho, ho" blocks.
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This family just wanted to make a lousy gingerbread house that could withstand a 0.1 earthquake.
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And this gift giver just wanted to wrap a vacuum.
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This family just wanted to put up the family tree...without it coming down.
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And this family didn't realize their dog (who looks way too smug, btw) was going to do this.
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Ditto for this family, which didn't realize their cat was a damn hooligan.
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And speaking of pets, this family just wanted to put out their reindeer figurines without their dog straight-up decapitating one.
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This woman just wanted to order a cute Christmas sweater in medium (but not a kids' medium, oops).
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And this woman just wanted to enjoy some festive eggnog WITHOUT spilling it all over her Christmas dress.
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This mom only wanted to move the Elf on the Shelf to a new spot — the overhead light — without burning off half the little guy's leg.
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This person just wanted to order a Christmas tree that looked even remotely like the photo of it online.
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This person just wanted to shop at Kohl’s without being startled halfway to a heart attack by this giant, scary-ass abominable snowman.
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This person just wanted to hand out chocolate Santas that wouldn't send grandma to the hospital.
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This mom just wanted to put out this Christmas display without some wiseass doing this.
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And THIS WHOLE CITY just wanted to spread Christmas cheer — and not make their residents think they were being invaded by a swarm of flying dongs.
