Buzz·21 Jun 201619 Things You Know If You Fucking Love A Sausage SizzleYou either love a sausage sizzle, or you're a fucking liar aye.by Michelle RennexBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You have strong opinions about the type of bread that makes it a true sausage sizzle. Instagram: @birb_and_beauty / Via instagram.com White. Sliced. No more, no less. 2. And you're passionate about the angle at which the sausage should sit in the bread. Facebook: @Deb Janes / Via facebook.com 3. You think slicing the sausage is a crime against Australia. Flickr: @Trudie Davidson / Via Flickr: tad2106 True Australians take the whole thing. 4. You know the only condiments a classic sizzle needs is some onions and tomato sauce. Instagram: @martinqhgoh / Via instagram.com 5. But only if those onions are white, not red. Instagram: @amygriffiths / Via instagram.com 6. And only if they're sliced in rings, not diced. Instagram: @hypa_syc / Instagram: @mandymufffin / Via instagram.com / instagram.com 7. The addition of cheese, pickles, or slaw, is just straight up offensive. Instagram: @melonbomb / Via instagram.com If you want to play that game, get a hotdog. 8. You despise when people call it a hotdog. Instagram: @jarrahjungle / Via instagram.com Bitch where?? 9. And you really don't have time for any of these new ~fancy~ sausage flavours. Instagram: @kerrie_ahern / Via instagram.com Chicken, camembert, and onion sausage? Lol, bye. 10. You think that a cheeky sausage sizzle in the Bunnings carpark is close enough to fine dining. Instagram: @gale_the_whale / Via instagram.com 11. Plus you really look forward to elections for those free democracy sausages. Instagram: @australianteens / Via instagram.com 12. You know that a little bit of charring is absolutely welcome, and encouraged. Instagram: @nepeanphysiohydro / Via instagram.com 13. And that sausages are a necessity for every single backyard BBQ. Instagram: @sweeteating / Via instagram.com 14. You know that the best sausage sizzles are free... Instagram: @g1ge / Via instagram.com 15. ...but if you have to pay for one, you'll never fork out more than a couple gold coins. Instagram: @melbourneoutriggers / Via instagram.com 16. And that the best sizzle accompaniment is an ice-cold can straight out of the stall esky. Instagram: @catholeee / Via instagram.com 17. You're fine with the inevitable shirt-sauce drip and wear it with pride. Twitter: @50shadesofCae / Via Twitter: @50shadesofCae 18. And you've got no shame in buying some homebrand snags and bread. Instagram: @sydunisport / Via instagram.com 19. Because you know it's not about the brands or cost, it's all about the experience. Instagram: @talita.berndt / Via instagram.com Sizzle on, and prosper. 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 Want more of the greatest Australian content BuzzFeed has to offer? Sign up for our “Meanwhile in Australia” newsletter!