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Updated on 19 Jan 2020. Posted on 25 Jan 2016

OK Morons, It’s Time To Stop Eating Sausage Sandwiches Horizontally

We take our sausage placement very seriously.

Having a casual sausage sizzle is one of our nation's greatest summer traditions.

Whether you're having a BBQ at your place...

...or swinging by Bunnings to help cure a hangover...

...everyone loves a sausage sizzle.

And, while preferences in toppings may vary, there really is only ONE way to enjoy your sausage and bread combo.

Diagonally.

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Idiots who put their sausage lengthways are just getting a completely messed-up bread-to-sausage ratio. Your sausage hangs out the ends and there's too much empty bread up top.

A rarer but still valid method is to slice your snags lengthways and layer in your bread.

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But tbh it's not really an option unless you have a table and some cutlery.

  1. How do you eat your sausage sizzle?

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How do you eat your sausage sizzle?
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    Diagonally because I'm not an idiot.
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    Sideways because I don't enjoy nice things.
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    I cut it up because I have a lot of time and plates on my hands.

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