These 65 Hilarious Tweets From The Month Of December Are Guaranteed To Have You Cackling Under The Mistletoe
"I haven’t purchased one Christmas gift, but I do have five packages on the way for me."
I really can't believe it's already December, and we're just days away from closing the chapter on 2023.
On God bitches had a tough year we need to meet up and scream 😭
— Watch #AskJenn (@JENNontheRocks_) December 1, 2023
Even with the tough times, we could always count on funny tweets for a good laugh. So, I've scoured BuzzFeed's roundups of viral tweets, fails, and Black Twitter from this month to compile the ultimate list of December's hilariousness. So, let's get into it:
1.
For those of you that regret starting your Elf tradition—there's a way out pic.twitter.com/5xD2DKh1Y1
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) December 7, 2023
2.
how does everyone clean their vinyl? i personally like to use steaming hot water and powder dish soap to smooth the grooves out pic.twitter.com/o6ybsnZqOY
— mellie 🦇 (@gothesbian) December 10, 2023
3.
y'all.... why my air fryer just let out a literal sigh after i plugged it in for the 5th time today😭😭 pic.twitter.com/4tACTmhcBi
— Tre (@treclements) December 15, 2023
4.
imagine how many males unwrapped podcast equipment for christmas yesterday pic.twitter.com/lAkURRibd3
— lil peanut 🥜 (@such_A_frknlady) December 26, 2023
5.
Ima smack my gynecologist, cause why?!!😂😂👀 pic.twitter.com/HnbdGQqULy
— ⒷᗰOᖇᗴ ︀︀︀︀︀ʇʇɐɹq︎✨🌈🌙💍 (@ShandellDaSingr) December 20, 2023
6.
https://t.co/YqlnKPUZHc pic.twitter.com/oAGJ3erlia
— nope (@PrinceHAK33M) December 24, 2023
7.
I’m an only child and have no cousins so my holiday are geriatrics discussing all their ailments and me sitting there like pic.twitter.com/YDsJoHyeFF
— imagine owning the world’s greatest love songs (@davibroui) December 24, 2023
9.
Our exterminator left his notebook at our house today and - literally - this was all he wrote down. pic.twitter.com/hRBFIO573b
— Molly Oswaks (@mollyoswaks) December 8, 2023
10.
“um as you should?” to my best friend describing a felony
— reb (@rebmasel) December 16, 2023
11.
ran out of candles pic.twitter.com/qslOcglpxQ
— ✡︎חיה (@hebrewhore) December 13, 2023
12.
him: you better not be a cunty reindeer topiary when i get there
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 16, 2023
me: pic.twitter.com/HMyasyYIUL
13.
Got a pet cam to figure out what in God’s name goes on in this house while I’m gone and this is not surprising in the slightest pic.twitter.com/UJu5ernDxp
— Sarah Axelrath MD (@DrSarahAxelrath) December 2, 2023
14.
babe, what’s wrong?
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) December 15, 2023
you’ve barely tried to kiss me under the mistletoasters. pic.twitter.com/OFkdr3l1CO
15.
12 year old me talking to my friend’s mom in the kitchen while the boys are outside playing sports. pic.twitter.com/8OzgZTzvF0
— matt (@ShesAllMatt) December 15, 2023
16.
girls night conversation agenda pic.twitter.com/SxCQBtZWI9
— delia (@delia_cai) December 14, 2023
17.
lol , my type of humor pic.twitter.com/GmxYe0ameS
— Tajina (@chelleyx0x0) December 15, 2023
18.
hate thrifting with a bitch who taps out after 15 minutes... get your ass up and check the men's jacket aisle.
— megan (@chismosavirus) December 5, 2023
19.
the full moon in the fog last night was breathtaking pic.twitter.com/d169hdbhPb
— cooking mama (@worrystonee) December 3, 2023
20.
this why i don’t get in my sister car nomo she just drove off and left her bumper🤦🏾♂️😂 pic.twitter.com/CI9uoIeUED
— FALL4NUN🧛🏾♂️🩸 (@gokraxxy12) December 15, 2023
21.
me 10 minutes before a 30 second phone call https://t.co/ViWckYjc2u
— diyani 🧚🏽♀️ (@gibb0ngirl) December 15, 2023
22.
Daughter #4 really wrapped this up for daughter #2 to open. pic.twitter.com/vdlXHb3S1Y
— 🍢WedgeBuster🍢 (@WedgeBuster88) December 25, 2023
23.
Y’all been going CRAZY this holiday! I love this pic.twitter.com/NRIO2dQiOx
— m. (@moseason_) December 11, 2023
24.
You coulda just went to a farm and bit the cow in the ass if that’s what you was gone order https://t.co/jq8CPAzd0Y
— 🅱️ (@ayeitsbritbrat1) December 12, 2023
25.
pulled out the fine china for christmas eve dinner pic.twitter.com/kBF9mcJz9w
— ana (@pelicinema) December 24, 2023
26.
sorry but LOL pic.twitter.com/PH60sItEVY
— bri 𓇢𓆸 ♡ (@curlyhairvegan) December 8, 2023
27.
i dont knowwww sometimes i be feeling like i can sing a little pic.twitter.com/a7r5SIrvS6
— ʀ-ᴇ-ʏᴇʟʟᴀ ｡✿*⋆ (@ariyellawho) December 7, 2023
28.
this would catch me pic.twitter.com/4o4CP2g81I
— etica (@ijustBbeing) December 6, 2023
29.
been naughty or mums got dyslexia? pic.twitter.com/Dg0YQX81u4
— jack (@jacktomo02) December 25, 2023
30.
Said to my fourth graders today “I can’t really see think I put my contacts in wrong” and one of my girls said “something is always going on with you”
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) December 8, 2023
31.
curating the next ig photo dump
— kida (@kidasnow) December 15, 2023
pic.twitter.com/4DCiErD3aM
32.
Finished off a roll of wrapping paper so I bonked the nearest family member on the head with the tube because them’s the rules.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 24, 2023
33.
😭😭😭😭😭it’s the beggin for me pic.twitter.com/ndmymUQyvx
— solé (@layxsnv) December 23, 2023
34.
David Beckham when Victoria Beckham press record https://t.co/k5HASHKpD8
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) December 19, 2023
35.
Therapist asked how I was doing yesterday to which I grimly responded "Diva down"
— ava 🇵🇸 (@wownicebuttdude) December 7, 2023
37.
there had to be a less terrifying way to do this pic.twitter.com/dtYJvQmvdO
— sword gf (@punishedgarage) December 4, 2023
38.
the only toy my cat plays with at my parent’s house is a giant foam viagra pill pic.twitter.com/S17GbpICYP
— ethan (@ethanjuiced) December 24, 2023
39.
Y’all are not messing around this year with Elf on the Shelf pic.twitter.com/rL1DplY6O8
— America is a hot ass mess (@juhlissuhh) December 12, 2023
40.
none of you shit as hard as me pic.twitter.com/VPSVq8HTCZ
— charliebear🐻 (@charliepear45) December 25, 2023
41.
why is this so ominous pic.twitter.com/cL3WYyGO9h
— beer person (@CantEverDie) December 9, 2023
42.
remembering the time I filled up a ten punch coffee card at a place I had only just started going to, when I asked what I could redeem it for the barista said "you could make me do anything"
— Our Valued Classmate (@thatfrood) December 5, 2023
43.
how I snoop around the city pic.twitter.com/5zi8Rw9WLK
— bigsock (@biggersocks) December 8, 2023
44.
don’t know if this guy meant gestures or just really likes miniature clowns pic.twitter.com/FBztBMzdmE
— 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊 (@valkalrie) December 10, 2023
45.
“Any fun plans for the weekend??” just start the mf meeting man
— Queen Bee 🫶🏾✨ (@Beebz05) December 15, 2023
46.
iCarly (2007) https://t.co/wp5gYxYT6r
— carly (@notcarlylol) December 8, 2023
47.
You gotta stab your salad 4 times to activate the dressing
— ROYALE (@royalepains) December 7, 2023
48.
my ex cheated then sent me an apology letter…i sent it back graded. pic.twitter.com/UrNnNsjdfZ
— 𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧ˣᵒ☽ (@domerxo) December 6, 2023
49.
i haven’t purchased one christmas gift but i do have 5 packages otw for me
— kayla👸🏼🍓 (@garzaaa8_) December 4, 2023
50.
trying to give the uber eats guy instructions while i’m high pic.twitter.com/8LajnHoEKy
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) December 18, 2023
51.
the hunger games: catching fire pic.twitter.com/CAvqeBfL1M
— jo (@sixofsongbirds) December 9, 2023
52.
me going to the gender neutral bathroom to take the biggest she/it ever
— Sky (@PGH_Blossoms) December 6, 2023
53.
Omg my temu order https://t.co/yVk5wEfIM5
— Viral Toes (@britneychanel0x) December 6, 2023
54.
It’s so funny that one of Santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. He’s like “and this…is the sexy one.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 3, 2023
55.
You guys, I control the music at work.
— Sam (@mastrap84) December 4, 2023
I found a playlist that is 25 versions of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” We are on the sixth version and not a single person has noticed.
I love this for me.
56.
So y'all don't do this in your pantry? 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Rxl6Che1qV
— 🍁Fall Daddi🍂 (@SawcedUpKay) December 6, 2023
57.
ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town
— 💗 (@urfaveluvr) December 4, 2023
58.
“Mom… I frew up” pic.twitter.com/uRT3pCghrA
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 7, 2023
59.
peeta would run is it real or is it cake tiktok like the navy https://t.co/rtq1QPRRvi
— francesca (@ninetiestrend) December 4, 2023
60.
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card and he gives me a $100 gift card.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 5, 2023
61.
at work when it’s slow and everyone’s mad i like to say “at least we have our health and are surrounded by friends” and everyone gets more mad
— search Keefler on spotify (@Keefler_Elf) December 4, 2023
62.
if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this pic.twitter.com/T7hjmpVVhz
— Victoria Paris (@VictoriaParis) December 3, 2023
63.
THIS NOT RALPH LAUREN THIS RALPHNEM😫😭😭😭😭✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/FTTw3jigDW
— ℓєууу 🪬🦋💚 (@thaadoll_lee) December 3, 2023
64. "I ate."
65.
Table next to me is getting their fajitas pic.twitter.com/DdmwRDPfav
— AJ Marroquin (@ajdeluxe_) December 3, 2023