22 Black Twitter Tweets I Compiled To Make You Giggle While Waiting For Your Thanksgiving Turkey

"So, my mom bought a new wig. Tell me why she burst into my room, stood by the door, did a couple spins, then walked out without saying a single word to me."

It's almost Thanksgiving, and we are back with BuzzFeed's weekly roundup of the best Black Twitter tweets. It's holiday season, but not everything has been jolly over on Black Twitter this past week. Like seriously, my timeline has been chaotic.

BRAVO / Via youtube.com

But, I decided to filter through the chaos and find some hilarious Black Twitter tweets that you could enjoy while waiting on your turkey to finish cooking. So, let's get into the laughs:

1.

Me when I start taste testing the Thanksgiving food behind my moms back 😭 pic.twitter.com/BQqXuiUlGX

— KenBarbie™ (@itsKenBarbie) November 13, 2023

Cardi B, Patti LaBelle, and Whip Shots. / Via youtube.com

2.

If the food nasty I’m folding the plate idc if it’s glass

— Raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER) November 14, 2023

@BDTRELILIBROTHER

3.

Why is my Jamaican coworker bringing pumpkin pie to the party ? If she don’t jerk that fucking chicken.

— virgomama✨ (@_thatsmena) November 15, 2023

@_thatsmena

4.

on thanksgiving if your family start getting into it go live !!!

— G ✰ (@glogirlgii) November 13, 2023

@glogirlgii

5.

a black stylist: oh lord here come Wig https://t.co/SDU46G07y2

— K (@843KT) November 15, 2023

@fasc1nate / @843KT

6.

Black parents would only want that balcony opened for guests lmfaooo https://t.co/AITcIv9K2x

— TheVendaGuy (@TheVendaGuy) November 14, 2023

@gunsnrosegirl3 / @TheVendaGuy

7.

Why do black brunch spots feel the need to play their music like we are in a nightclub? I can’t even enjoy my shrimp and grits and talk with my friends without Back That Azz Up assaulting my eardrums pic.twitter.com/UCT77DKbRi

— pb&jeremy (xmas flavored) (@Pisces_Prince_) November 19, 2023

Pix 11 News / @Pisces_prince_ / Via youtube.com

8.

so my mom bought a new wig or weave or whatever it is 😭 tell me why she burst into my room, stood by the door, did a couple spins then walked out without saying a single word to me 😭😭😭

— dinaledi aligning (@____justsihle) November 19, 2023

@___justsihle

9.

the Black experience is so funny lmao. after rejecting a call 3 times, my uber driver answered and was like im sorry its my son.

why she say 'marcus whats up im driving' and lil man was like 'mom is this your hershey bar in the freezer?' she was so hot 😭😭😭

— Glizztina Aguilera (@Lex_topia) November 12, 2023

@Lex_topia

10.

Fuck it, I just spent 45 bucks on a 6 foot tall inflatable Black Santa. I AM ENTERING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. I'm gonna go full "Da'Clarke" Griswold on this shit.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) November 17, 2023

@ElieNYC

11.

LOOK
AT
THE
NAMES pic.twitter.com/O9gdjbrTPa

— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) November 15, 2023

@ambermruffin

12.

Not Miss Patti calling Cardi’s sister “Chardonnay”! The way I hollered! 😂 pic.twitter.com/HvPXLn54eb

— travis’s video soul. (@travisfromdabk_) November 18, 2023

ABC / @travisfromdabk_

13.

me tryna connect my charger without getting outta bed pic.twitter.com/zEof3Mbijt

— tatyana 🐆 (@heluvstat) November 15, 2023

NFL / @heluvstat / Via youtube.com

14.

Why do dogs bring back random animals to YOU like they asking can they fav cousin spend the night? 🤣😭 https://t.co/hItsvpVnTm

— Cartoons Plural (@xJayRawri) November 18, 2023

@twaniimals / @xJayRawri

15.

All of black twitter telling Wendy Williams to prop that camera up and start a youtube channel or something: pic.twitter.com/R9xSqydil5

— Nightskinned Baker (@bakingdaddy2) November 17, 2023

Variety / @bakingdaddy2 / Via youtube.com

16.

you know how player it prolly was to surprise ur girl with sade tickets in 1984

— popstar benny ♪ ☆ (@popstarbenny) November 16, 2023

@popstarbenny

17.

What 🤨 https://t.co/n2GiIS0q3u

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) November 16, 2023

@bigfairee / @dioneewarwick

18.

Patti said "the only bitches getting my number are VOCALISTS" https://t.co/H9nBRmXRHG

— Sisa (@TheTitanBaddie) November 14, 2023

ET / @TheTitanBaddie / @IChoseViolences

19.

Snoop had all yall talking about “im about to stop smoking too” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

— lil duval (@lilduval) November 20, 2023

@lilduval

20.

bro looks like a suitcase https://t.co/bMK7AONowO

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 14, 2023

@21savage via IG / @DailyLoud / @kirawontmiss / Via instagram.com

21.

you just had to be there https://t.co/BpbQnVgjrR pic.twitter.com/fJZ98DgBnP

— 𝓐. (@antoniiomaraj) November 14, 2023

Spotify / @beyoncegarden / @anotniiomaraj

22.

Keith Lee https://t.co/Ds2Pov4KXz

— Head Broke Boi Will (@MrGee54) November 14, 2023

@dearest_darling / @MrGee54

Thanks for joining me in this week's Black Twitter recap! We've got plenty of these posts here. Let us know which tweet was your favorite this week, and don’t forget to follow these users for a 10/10 feed!