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1.A box of pore-tightening, skin-lifting face masks that'll truly terrify you, first because you'll look like a zombie once you've applied it, and second because it's so darn effective at reducing the appearance of wrinkles.
2.A lasagna trio pan to help you prepare meals for everyone, regardless of their dietary restrictions. Mamma mia! *insert chef finger kiss*
3.A set of eco-friendly cleaning cloths so you can wipe away messes with just water. That's right, these bad boys are tough on stains and designed to wipe away dirt, dust, stains, mysterious liquids, and grime without you ever having to use the harsh chemicals.
4.A pack of stain-removing pads because owning a pet = a lot of messes. Pee? Check! Poop? Check! Vomit? Check! (You can even use them to clean up your wine spills.)
5.A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks that have retired many a toilet scrubbing brush. Give your tired arms a break and let this little guy rub away discoloration with ease. This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the glistening throne you deserve.
6.A pet hair remover if you're tired of getting fur all over your clothes. Roll it over your couch, bed, favorite blanket, you name it, and watch it lift the fur away. See, we can own nice things!!
7.A dog shampoo to reduce shedding that'll be a godsend if you can't accept a future where almost every inch of your floors and furniture are covered in dog hair. Deshedding shampoos work by hydrating a dog's coat with moisturizers and essential omega fatty acids that make the hair less brittle, dry, and likely to fall out = less shedding.
8.An Etude House drying powder to help control your skin's oil production and keep your face from looking greasy. You can also apply it to your hair (make sure you dust off the residue) so your roots look freshly washed.
9.A lightweight primer so you can apply your makeup to a smooth, even surface and have it stay all day. It's made with green tea extract and collagen to protect and moisturize the skin.
10.An acne patch because pimples always pop up at the *worst* possible moment. Hydrocolloid, tea tree oil, and calendula oil are gentle on the skin while still drawing out fluids and pus from your pimple.
11.A 1,000-piece white puzzle for anyone who enjoys making things harder than they need to be. Good luck once you connect all the edge pieces!
12.A cruelty-free lengthening mascara if you dream is that your lashes would one day hold a voluminous curl. It's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — what more could you ask for?
13.A conditioner with argan and jojoba oils that'll transform your dry, lifeless, frizzy, flat hair so you can stop hiding it under a beanie.
14.A streak-free anti-fog spray to do the important task of keeping your glasses clear while you're wearing your mask. It's also great for spritzing on your mirrors, goggles, and even your windshield.
15.A tonsil stone remover so you can *finally* treat the root cause of your bad breath. This tool has a built-in LED light so you can easily locate the tonsil stone. Plus it also comes with a syringe to help you wash out the pocket the tonsil stone left behind.
17.An immunity-boosting allergy supplement for dogs with skin sensitivities. These soft chews deliver a dose of probiotics and other nutrients to help improve immune function, aide digestion, promote healthy skin, and add shine to a dog's coat.
18.A drill brush kit with three different heads if you gave up on baths a long time ago because getting your tub sparkly clean didn't feel possible. No more furiously scrubbing your tub; instead, just attach the brush head and flip the switch on your drill. Why work harder when you could work smarter?
19.A jewelry-cleaning pen that'll make your jewels sparkle. It's compact enough to fit in your purse so you can use it on the go, yet it's powerful enough to clean days', months', and weeks' worth of dirt and grime that's dulled your stones' shine.
20.An at-home teeth whitening kit to lighten your smile sans the exorbitant dentist bill. This set comes with a comfortable custom fit tray and an LED light so you can chill with your favorite show while your teeth whiten. If you use it consistently, you can expect a set of pearly whites that are two to eight shades whiter than before.
21.A tub of brightening, firming, and rejuvenating eye cream so you at least look like you got some sleep (even if you were up until 2 a.m. scrolling through Instagram).
22.A heavy duty alarm clock that literally shakes the bed because even the heaviest sleeper wouldn't miss its 113-decibel scream. (This is the equivalent of a live rock concert taking place in your bedroom.)
23.And once you've applied mascara, a Tweezerman eyelash comb for separating each and every individual hair so your lashes are fluttery and clump-free.
24.A Schick Silk dermaplaning razor if the thought of trimming your brows reminds you of the horrible time in middle school that you accidentally shaved off half your eyebrow. Thankfully this has a precision cover to prevent such mishaps.
25.An interactive cat toy that'll appease your furry overlord and entertain them for hours. It'll quickly replace the bin full of other playthings you've bought your kitty over the years...and that they now won't even look at.
26.A multi-use skincare oil to treat a variety of issues, including uneven skin, stretch marks, and acne scars. It helps your body retain moisture (bye bye dry skin!) and absorbs into the skin fast so you won't feel greasy.
27.A truly ~egg-celent~ rapid egg cooker so you can enjoy omelets (or poached, soft-, medium-, or hard-boiled eggies) without ever having to dirty a pan. Reviewers even use it to steam frozen dumplings!
28.A zipper repair kit because the zipper on your favorite jacket is bound to break at the worst possible moment.
29.A natural stain remover spray for lifting grass, blood, sweat, pasta sauce, oil, makeup, pet accidents, dirt, you name it. Plus, it's safe to use on cloths (including silk), carpets, cloth diapers, and other washable materials.