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1. Leak-proof unscented poop bags for when nature calls. Who knew one day we would actually be excited for our dogs to do their business?
Each box contains 20 rolls of 15 bags.
Promising review: "These are so FREAKING adorable, yet they do an AMAZING JOB! They hold a load without breaking! They come off the roll without splitting! They are too funny. These were going to be a gift, and I still might save them..." —TeaZilla
Get them from Amazon for $12.99 (available in two styles).
2. A NSFW coffee mug that won't fail to make you smile. Early mornings just got a bit more bearable.
Promising review: "Got this for my boyfriend and his love of our dog. He drinks from it every morning and gets a little giggle out of it. Sturdy cup and great for coffee/tea!" —munkeymunchkin
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
3. A La Croix–esque dog toy to add to the collection because of course your son also shares your obsession with ~barkling~ water (this is a pamplemousse-only household!).
Dog owners be warned: there is a squeaker inside.
Get it from Amazon $12.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and 17 styles).
4. A print that recognizes all the sacrifices you make for your fur babies, like waking up at 3 a.m. to walk your dog even though you have an early meeting and you know it's going to take your dog 20 minutes to find the right bush to pee on.
Get it from Jenna Kutcher on Society6 for $26.99+ (available in three sizes).
5. A nervous chihuahua comforter so plush we're confident that you'll be snoozing in minutes.
6. A dog tag that's funny until your fur baby runs off while your arms are loaded with groceries, and then you have to run inside to drop them off before sprinting down the street shouting your dog's name only for him to think you want to play a game of chase (no, this hasn't happened to me before hahaha).
Promising review: "This is such a small item, but it ended up being one of the most popular items that I gave to my daughter and son-in-law for their dog! They both burst out laughing and love it!" —Deborah A. Martin
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
7. A stemless wine glass for nights when it's time to make some ~pour~ decisions and indulge in a bit of red.
8. An indoor/outdoor throw pillow that'll be perfect for both napping and explaining to people what it's like to own a sausage dog.
Get it from Sophie Corrigan on Society6 for $29.99+ (available in four sizes and two styles).
9. A carry-all pouch for organizing your life — or just holding all your random crap so the rest of your room looks neat and organized.
Get it from AnneWasHere on Society6 for $16.99+ (available in three sizes).
10. A slim-fit slogan T-shirt that perfectly captures my forever mood. Are you a dog? No? OK, then why are you still talking to me?
Promising review: "This shirt is super cute, inexpensive, and very comfy. I ordered it for lounging around the house, but it fits so great I might just sport it a couple of times in the summer, plus the quote is so true most of the time!" —Megan Teal
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available sizes S–XXL Slim, available in eight colors).
11. A sassy fanny pack for people who needs two free hands to pet all the dogs!
12. A humorous dog butt coloring book you need to own in multiples (one for your friend and one for you!). C'mon, you're coloring dog butts! How is this not hilarious?
13. A heinie-shaped toilet paper holder to protect your TP from naughty pooches that have a bad habit of shredding paper. You can also mount in the garage and use it to store doggie poop bags.
Promising review: "Very well made. Easy to install. It's absolutely adorable. Everybody that has seen it absolutely loves it." —Banksysmom
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
14. A lightweight corgi travel mug that'll combine your two favorite things: caffeine and dogs (not necessarily in that order).
15. A relatable warning sign for anyone who owns a dog that goes from 0 to 100 the minute a stranger approaches the front door.
16. A laptop case for when you really need a good laugh and a very long break (and maybe a glass of wine and a puppy).
Get it from 157ofgemma on Society6 for $38.99+ (available in two sizes).
17. A spiral-bound collection of dog pics that accurately represents your every mood without you ever having to say a word. Gift it to the office's resident dog lover, or use it to warn coworkers when to stay away.
18. A printed shower curtain for the person who loves labs. Your pup will forgive you for cheating on him with other dogs.
We recommend these paw-shaped shower curtain hooks to complete the canine theme.
Promising review: "This shower curtain is perfect for pet lovers! It adds the perfect amount of cuteness and humor to your bathroom without being too tacky. I love it!" —Albert D.
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
19. A clever welcome mat you may want to keep indoors so the neighbors don't steal it.
20. A corgi sticker that'll make writing essays late into the night a lot more fun. *Proceeds to open and close laptop 50 times*
Get it from Laura Graves on Society6 for $2.99+ (available in four sizes and two styles).
21. An amusing dog bandana so everyone knows your dog is basically an oversized kid with lots of fur that does not listen to his ~pawrents~ and most definitely does not pay rent but is so freaking cute that Mom just accepts it.
Get it from CollarDoos on Etsy for $15.99+ (available in sizes S–L and 10 colors).
22. A ~pug-tastic~ clear iPhone 6 case for your friend who didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose them.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
23. A scented soy candle so you can laugh about your dog's ill-timed fart when your crush is hanging out at your place (and then cringe inside for the next year every time you remember it).
Get it from TheDancingWick on Etsy for $13+ (available in two sizes and 65 scents).
24. A corgi backpack that can handle all your books and school supplies with ease. Keep calm and corgi on when homework and class projects are killing the mood.
This backpack is 17.75 inches, 12.25 inches wide, and 5.75 inches deep, and it will fit up to a 15-inch laptop.
Get it from KiraKiraDoodles on Society6 for $69.99.
25. An Adidog sweater to keep your pooch warm and complete the hypebeast family. Remember when you said you would never dress your pets?
Promising review: "I have a lab/pitbull mix with a larger than average neck and chest measurement... Black looks really cute and doesn't show his pet hair. I really like the red for going out, though. These are really well made and hold up to all his antics. Haven't washed yet, but loving this purchase. He prefers these over sweaters, which he tends to snag." —C.A. LaRue
Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in sizes 3XL–9XL and four colors).
26. A dog mom tank top for your cousin who loves "Mean Girls" and her English bulldog.
Get it from AwesomeArt on Society6 for $24.99 (available in sizes XS–XL and six colors).
27. A minimalist wall clock to accurately describe your dog's daily routine. Quick question: how do I become a dog?
Get it from Wayfair for $39.99.
28. Matching shirts for you and your dog because yes, this is the best thing someone's ever created. The unisex shirt is one size fits all and is designed to be roomy rather than fitted.
Get it from FitFrenchie on Etsy for $38 (available in sizes S–4XL).
29. A tote bag that speaks to my soul. *Adds another five tennis balls because my dog refuses to share his toys at the dog park.*
Get it from pecanpiepuppieswear on Etsy for $20.
Dog owners rn:
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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