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1.A pack of Greenies dental treats, because brushing your dog's teeth is IMPOSSIBLE. These'll fight plaque and tartar *and* freshen their breath without any wrestling involved.
2.A waterproof pet blanket that'll allow your senior fur baby to snuggle on the couch with you, even if they might have an accident. This'll keep your sofa safe from damage.
3.A bird warmer so your parrot's environment is closer to its natural climate preference. Not only does this protect them from the cold, but helps to relieve stress!
4.A cat scratcher with infused catnip for saving your furniture from the perils of your favorite lil' predator. Its texture mimics tree bark to satisfy them, plus it releases the ever-so-pleasing scent of catnip to keep them more interested in this...and not your new chair.
5.An edible branch treat, because this'll sneakily give your bird or small pet (hamsters, guinea pigs, etc.) some nutrition while they play AND keep their teeth (or beak) neat and trimmed.
6.A litter box system that'll keep your home odor-free by using both premium crystal litter (to absorb moisture and control odor) and a pee pad (to prevent leaks) so the air smells nothing but fresh.
7.Or! An auto-clean litter box system to never scoop poo AGAIN — talk about luxury. All you need to do is fill the bowl with clumping clay litter and plug the box to let it turn and transfer your kitty's *leftovers* into the waste bin. Did I mention its activated carbon filter to totally eliminate odor?
8.A doggy life jacket for putting safety first when bringing your most precious child to the beach. They can still do their favorite kind of paddle (I'll let you guess), but now their head will stay above water.
9.A digital automatic feeder, because you can't exactly bring your betta fish on vacation. Planes are...not a great place for them. This'll moisture-proof, mix, and crumble food *and* feed your scaly friend per programmed feeding times (up to four times a day).
10.A pet shower wand that'll put an end to turning your bathroom into a water park, especially if your pupper NEVER. STOPS. SHAKING. Weekly baths in the yard it is.
11.An outdoor heated kitty barn so your favorite feline doesn't feel like they've been sent to the ~dog house~. Now when they insist on exploring outside, they'll have a safe haven to relax.
12.A digital Pawscout collar tag for the ultimate way to keep your pet safe, even when out of eyesight. It keeps track of your pup's location so you can track walks, get alerts if they stray from your park or yard, AND send alerts to fellow Pawscout users if they do go missing.
13.A cozy crate hammock, because it's important to help your ferret ~relax~ when they don't want to play. Something tells me you're about to witness a lot more napping.
14.A ThunderShirt that'll reduce their fear during storms and help them (and you) fall back asleep thanks to the gentle, constant pressure this applies for a calming effect.
15.A heat mat so your reptiles and amphibians can maintain their needed body heat in a way that feels totally natural. This'll provide uniform heat from under or the side of their enclosure so they're safe *and* toasty warm.
16.A plastic pet door for letting your bb enter and leave as they please — meaning you can continue your Netflix binge while they play in the yard.
17.A turtle pier, because Swimmy needs to stay active in his aquarium! It floats at water level and has a textured ramp so they're led safely down to the ledge when they want to sun bathe. Congratulations, you now own a turtle oasis.
18.A cozy, padded pet bed that'll keep them comfortable when they need to stay in their crate, whether while traveling or hiding from the vacuum. This'll further put them at ease so they can think of their crate as a safe place.
19.A cat tree tower with a hammock and scratch posts so they can lounge, play, rub, scratch, WHATEVER in their own space, instead of wreaking havoc on really everything in your home.
20.A pack of paper bedding for making sure your hamster's space feels like home sweet home from day one — and that your room's air will stay fresh. It's ultra soft, highly absorbent (to keep them warm and dry), and boasts ~ten day~ odor control.
21.An extra-wide pet gate, because this'll keep all your furry children in one contained area while potty training, or whenever you want to clean with no one underfoot.
23.A swinging bird toy so your feathery friend can spend hours and hours engaged while playing with blocks and bells — it's important to keep them active and this definitely helps!
24.A ball launcher for throwing their favorite tennis ball a heck of a lot further than your arm can manage — aka it's an easy way to squeeze in more exercise for your four-legged companion. AND! Now you won't need to handle their ~slobbery gifts~ when they return.
25.An LED aquarium starter kit, because step one is keeping your new fishy ALIVE. This comes with an aquarium, power filter, and LED lighting to easily maintain clean, purified water and a healthy environment.
26.A hay and food bin feeder that'll keep a cleaner home for your rabbit, chinchilla, guinea pig, or any other small animal by maintaining a separate eating space, away from their hay or shavings.
27.An elevated dog bed so they can a) join you outside without getting dirty and b) have somewhere to rest when they inevitably tire out from chasing squirrels.