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Which "Jurassic Park" Leading Man Should You Hook Up With?

You like a man who’s smart, funny, and doesn’t mind getting dirty. You’ve totally got the hots for Dr. Alan Grant! Not that I can blame you, he’s definitely got that sexy professor thing going on.

Sam Neill

It doesn’t get much sexier than Ian Malcolm. Obviously y’all were meant to be together. Just imagine Jeff whispering sweet nothings like “must go faster, must go faster” into your ear. Yum!

Jeff Goldblum

You love a good underdog, especially when he can learn from his mistakes. Billy wasn’t exactly the smartest leading man in the _Jurassic Park_ movies, but his bulge got an unprecedented amount of screen time during the birdcage scene. So there’s that!

Alessandro Nivola

Dad bod or super hero bod, it doesn’t matter. You’re turned on by bad-ass guys like Owen Grad. He’s a strong, dominant guy, but he’s got a heart as big as his biceps. Regulation hottie!

Chris Pratt

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Which "Jurassic Park" Leading Man Should You Hook Up With?

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