1.
How I'm too much of a wimp to make a phone call.
2.
How walking in high heels is seriously SO HARD.
3.
That Facebook is slowly draining me of my life force.
4.
That technology is advancing faster than I can keep up with it.
5.
How my shower is too small for me to know what I'm doing when I'm shaving.
6.
That the world is full of people who are cuter than I am.
7.
How sometimes the whole world seems to be conspiring against me and my left-handedness.
8.
How people have opinions that are different from mine and it's ruining everything.
9.
And honestly people are just really judge-y, I'm just trying to live my life.
10.
How cold weather is too cold, but also hot weather is too hot.
11.
That I'm super unmotivated to do any task that involves me being an adult.
12.
And all I want is to be sitting around at home right now.
13.
How it's not fair that I can't just become a witch and fly away.
