1. How I'm too much of a wimp to make a phone call.
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2. How walking in high heels is seriously SO HARD.
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3. That Facebook is slowly draining me of my life force.
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4. That technology is advancing faster than I can keep up with it.
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5. How my shower is too small for me to know what I'm doing when I'm shaving.
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6. That the world is full of people who are cuter than I am.
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7. How sometimes the whole world seems to be conspiring against me and my left-handedness.
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8. How people have opinions that are different from mine and it's ruining everything.
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9. And honestly people are just really judge-y, I'm just trying to live my life.
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10. How cold weather is too cold, but also hot weather is too hot.
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11. That I'm super unmotivated to do any task that involves me being an adult.
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12. And all I want is to be sitting around at home right now.
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13. How it's not fair that I can't just become a witch and fly away.
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