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When you have accomplished maximum friendship levels.
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When you are confident your decision to get a haircut is a good one.
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When you set out to shave your legs for the summer.
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When you make big plans for the changing of the seasons.
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When someone asks you to tell them a little about yourself.
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When people ask you dumb questions at Home Depot.
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When you go out into the rain with expert umbrella skills.
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When you are determined to get a real workout.
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When actually get yourself to go to bed early for once.
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When you have resolved to keep a positive attitude.
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When you hear strange music coming from your browser.
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When you plan a killer Friday night for yourself.
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When you know your life's priorities are perfectly in order.
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When you think you've made it through another work day without embarrassment.
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When you finish another successful interaction with your crush.
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And when you come up with the perfect philosophy for all of life's problems.
