1.
The painful ache of your favorite song slowly losing its magic.
2.
Having a ponytail that forever lives just between two and three wraparounds.
3.
The midday realization that skipping your shower was the wrong choice.
4.
The looming dread of wondering what comes after this life.
5.
The inhuman offense of people who inflict their music on all members of a subway car.
6.
The always-dreaded post-lunch slump.
7.
The disappointment of attempting to enjoy an outing without your best friend at your side.
8.
The constant tragedy of living your life outside your internet image.
9.
The egregious insult of shipping charges.
10.
The true horror of taking a shower with thick hair.
11.
The saddening futility of trying to hold on to your own thoughts.
