Response to 21 Questions We Have For The Real Housewives:
How was porscha kicked off? She’s still there and gets to go to the reunion an participate like everyone else.
is it weird that I find that oddly sweet? IDK in my head it’s like “sure honey, wait what?” and then you turn around and bam there he is on one knee! no?
Response to Mom And Two Kids Killed By Husband After NYPD Reportedly Failed To Translate Her Warnings:
First of all, Guatemala is a third world country with a corrupt legal system which may very well be the reason she left that country in the first place. Second of all Guatemala’s official language is Spanish. The United States does not have an official language and NYC has a high percentage of Spanish speaking residents so it is not completely unreasonable to expect that someone translate what was happening in that report. I am a first generation New Yorker, my parents are both from Guatemala and my mom failed to learn English because she was too busy trying to raise me and the countless other children she babysat to make ends meet. If this woman was fearing for her children’s life I suspect learning English falls low on the to-do list.
Response to 19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand:
Except for on the Lonely Island song, those aren’t examples of colons. They’re just fragments.
1. Who has money for this?
2. Say no to comic sans.