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21 Questions We Have For The Real Housewives

Why does everyone need to know that you are very rich, bitch?

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1. If someone is trying to talk to you about your behavior, why do you always defend yourself by saying how rich you are?

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We get it, you make money. That doesn't mean you get to be a bitch.

2. Why do you get to start and end conversations whenever you damn please?

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Even if the conversation is crazy ✕ 1,000, you need to handle it without shutting it down.

3. Why can't you see that routinely actin' a fool isn't cute or fun and playing the victim over and over again is bo-ring?

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You also don't get to just apologize and move on.

4. Did you really think throwing your leg was going to get you another season as a Housewife?

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Also, why did you accuse a writer of not authoring her own memoir just because she wasn't "supportive"?

5. Why is "a lot of it was editing" a go-to defense?

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Cameras caught you saying these things, stop denying the fact that you actually said them.

6. Do you still have all 19 engagement rings?

7. There are only 54 countries in Africa; aren't you ladies going to run out of princes soon?

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AND HOW MANY ARE IN ATLANTA, FOLKS?

8. Why does everyone think they can sing?

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Does EVERYONE need a record deal?

9. Did you just see The Brave Little Toaster too many times?

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Why are you still trying to make this toaster oven a thing?

10. Why do you tell people secrets and then act all shocked when it gets out?

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Like, even if Housewife A didn't tell Housewife B that you told her about Housewife B's marital problems, you're still on a reality show and EVERYONE WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT LATER WHEN IT AIRED.

11. When do you have time to do your actual job?

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Also, where do you get off on calling other women whores?

12. Why do you do a mean thing and then act all confused when people call you mean?

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Just own it.

13. Who told you that look was a good idea?

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14. What youth told you that "Holla" was a cool thing to say?

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15. How can you deal with all of these women?

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Seriously, where do you get all of this patience from?

16. Why can't your mom just stop being the worst?

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Can't you put your foot down a littleeeee bit?

17. Should a person without a medical license prescribe Xanax to people?

Also, pot calling the kettle black here, no?

18. Why do you wait until AFTER shit blows up to figure stuff out?

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If your family has problems, maybe a reality show isn't the best way to go about it.

19. Why don't you get out while you can?

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You're too good for this, which is why we love you, but you need to save yourself from a possible Housewife-demise.

20. What do you do after you've been fired as a Housewife?

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21. Do you ladies just tell people you're a part of the Housewives franchise anyway?

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Maybe Lisa Vanderpump could show you how it's done?

What questions do YOU have for the Real Housewives? Sound off below!

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