I wore Tom's the whole day (white lace with red glitter toes added), we had no flower girls or ring bearers (no relatives with cute little children reliable enough to actually show up and do what they were asked), both of my parents stood up to give me away, and the sign at the front…Â
Dirty Pirate Dog, from my drunken skinny college years: equal parts Bacardi silver and Ruby Red Grapefruit Crystal Light (mixed with water obv) with a splash of lemon juice. Delicious, drunken, and super low-calorie
I drove three hours for an all-day interview and got carsick on the way. Spent the entire interview being driven to different job sites trying not to puke all over my future boss's car, even turning down a free lunch at the restaurant of my choice in lieu of green tea saying my stomach…Â
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