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    31 Things That'll Make You Say "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Sloth car decals, a birthday cake candle (complete with sprinkles), gorgeous knit maxi dresses, and more! Much more!

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    1. A pajama set that will *actually* help you retire the ratty old t-shirt and frayed sweats you've been wearing to bed. I'm sorry, but it's time.

    amazon.com

    Buying new sleepwear makes me obnoxiously happy, and I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

    Promising review: "I adore this! It's my first actual pajama set that I've bought in my adult life and I am stoked! It's made from a soft, pretty good material and the top is slightly cropped." —Lauren

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in sizes XS-XXL and in 24 colors).

    2. Dried flower nail decals to turn your fingers into a work of art. Worthy of the Louvre! The Met! The MoMA! Your Instagram!

    etsy.com

    Get it from jsfrnNailArt on Etsy for $10.

    3. A wine glass perfect for any pun enthusiast who would appreciate the "on cloud wine" joke. Not to be overdramatic, but that cloud coaster is genius.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I bought this as a gift for my mom and she loves it! She actually wants to buy another one for her friend!" —Amanda

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in five styles).

    4. A watermelon face mask infused with vitamins and antioxidants to soothe, hydrate, and moisturize your skin. And the scent? It's heavenly.

    amazon.com

    This gel mask is also available in coconut (to firm and smooth), cranberry (to even out skin), and lemon (to brighten skin). Pro tip: leave this mask in the fridge before putting it on for an ~extra~ refreshing experience.

    Promising review: "After only a couple uses, I can already see and feel a difference in my skin! This is so lightweight, refreshing, and moisturizing. It's a nice break from the harsh masks we tend to reach for." —Victoria Toro

    Get it from Amazon for $12.98 (available in four scents).

    5. A gorgeously illustrated book filled with a hundred women who changed history. This includes Cleopatra, Empress Wu Zetian, and Madam C.J. Walker!

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This book is full of beautiful artwork featuring 100 rule-breaking, precedent-setting women. This delightful volume is not only the perfect coffee table accent (all the pretty pictures!),but it's a brilliant and inspiring read. The depictions are stunning, and the write-ups that accompany each illustration are jammed with useful tidbits of information. Who knew a history lesson could be so much fun?" —Eileen Chai

    Get it from Amazon for $16.46.

    6. A t-shirt dress designed with everything you want in an everyday outfit. Comfort! Style! Versatility! Pure joy!

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I really like this dress! Its nice, comfortable, really stretchy, and hits right above the knee. I wore it to a family dinner and my sister ended up falling in love with it, too! She now plans on ordering a couple for herself." —C Lillibridge

    Get it from Amazon for $5.98+ (available in sizes S-3X and in 25 colors).

    7. Mini bag clips to keep your opened packages treats tasting fresh. Warning: these little piggies *may* take a bite or two...

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Love this piggy design, but have no need for bag clips? WELL! The design is also available in serving tongs, can openers, kitchen brushes, spatulas, whisks, a silicone scraper, and a silicone turner.

    Get them from Amazon for $5.71.

    8. A sloth car decal because all the "baby on board" ones are so played out, am I right? BE ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE INSTEAD, DAMMIT.

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    Just peel and stick this decal onto your window!

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

    9. A sticky note booklet found along the Yellow Brick Road. You know the one, right? Leads to Emerald City?

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This school year, I won't settle for boring sticky notes. I treated myself to these, and they are adorable!" —BettyBoop

    Get it from Amazon for $7.95 (available in eight styles).

    10. An embroidered, handmade collar shirt known for being very flirtatious. It's constantly winking at everyone...

    instagram.com / Via @conniemabbott

    ...doesn't take away from the fact that it's gorgeous, though.

    Promising review: "This is the second time I've bought one of these shirts (I purchased the second one as a gift). They are wonderful! The embroidery is perfect, and the quality of the shirt excellent. It's a great, whimsical design." —CLA

    Get it from Connie Mabbott Design on Etsy for $79.52 (available in UK sizes S-L and in blue, green, or brown eye colors).

    11. A make-your-own-wine kit that lets you make a gallon of your very own wine (duh). Who needs the vineyards of Italy, am I right?

    amazon.com

    You can choose between making your own merlot, chardonnay, pinot grigio, and cabernet sauvignon. So what does this kit come with? I'm so glad you asked! It comes with a funnel, a one gallon fermentor, yeast additives, vineyard pressed juice, an airlock, a racking cane, a rubber stopper, transfer tubing, and five ZORK closures. Plus, a how-to guide, of course!

    The process itself is super simple: just mix the juice and yeast, let it ferment for two weeks, then add the clarifiers. Next step? Bottle it up and drink! Your very own wine in just four weeks!

    Get it from Amazon for $58.99 (available in four flavors).

    12. A birthday cake candle topped with freakin' SPRINKLES that smells like — you guessed it — a freshly baked cake. Excuse me while I drool.

    The Little Market

    This vegan, hand-poured, essential oil candle has a burn time of up to 30 hours, and each purchase supports female refugees at Prosperity Candle.

    Get it from The Little Market for $28.

    13. A high cut, low back swimsuit available in a bunch of different phrases (and colors). Mermaid? Check. Bride-to-be? Check. Island vibes? Check check check.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Me and my best friend purchased this suit (I got the blue "mermaid" one/she got the pink "rosé all day" one) and IT IS AWESOME. The quality is great and the fit is perfect. BUT! I do suggest ordering one size up.

    Promising review: "This swimsuit. OMFG. It’s beautiful and worth every penny. The material is sturdy and not cheap at all, and it fits my body perfectly and accentuates my curves. I will NOT be wearing a coverup with this swimsuit!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes S-XXL and in 25 colors/phrases).

    14. A sticky note pad so you can keep a running list of your complaints and grievances. Lord knows you don't want to forget 'em!

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I work in an open office floor plan office, and these notes are awesome for telling people that they are talking too loud, clicking their pens too much, not pulling their weight, or being irritating in general — without actually telling them." —Sweetpea

    Get it from Amazon for $4.

    15. A gorgeous perfume with strong notes of wild iris, and sweet violet leaf blackcurrant combined with rose, jasmine, and patchouli heart. Translation: it smells heavenly.

    click.linksynergy.com

    Get it from Sephora for $23 (roller ball) or $72 (spray bottle).

    16. A knit maxi dress with hundreds of positive reviews. Plus, this pretty little number has adjustable straps so you can customize your fit. #win

    shop.nordstrom.com

    Promising review: "I love this dress! It fits great, is stretchy, and is perfect for spring and summer. I own it in six colors!" —Aking326

    Get it from Nordstrom for $38.90 (originally $52, available in sizes XS-XXL and in five colors).

    17. An organic lip balm made with slippery elm and vanilla bean flavor to keep your pout happy, healthy, and moisturized.

    instagram.com

    Promising review: "This is the best lip balm I've ever used — and I've tried a lot of them. It moisturizes and doesn't dry out my lips. I notice that I have to apply this less and less as my lips heal from all the other chemical-laden brands I've used in the past." —texasmama22

    Get it from Amazon for $7.17.

    18. A composition notebook tote bag to remind you of the only good thing about starting a new school year: school supply shopping.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "As a teacher, I thought this was adorable before it even arrived! But once I started using it, I was surprised by how strong it is and the amount of space inside. I can fit my computer, several books, and three or four stacks of paperwork with no problem!" —Kent Stuart

    Get it from Amazon for $18.

    19. Pointy-toed ballet flats known for being super rational. They just always make such good points.

    click.linksynergy.com

    Promising review: "I love these shoes! They are perfect for work: comfortable, but stylish. I’m so excited to have a nice light-colored shoe for spring!" —BeautifulSashaFlat

    Get it from Nordstrom for $49.95 (available in sizes 5-13 and in seven colors)

    20. Mason jars to house all the adorable mixed drinks you can now enjoy WHILE SITTING OUTSIDE. Hello, outdoor drinking weather. You have been so missed...

    instagram.com / Via @ballcanning

    Promising review: "We LOVE these jars and use them every day! Not only are they great to drink out of, but it's great for storing things as well. Plus, they're the perfect size and are super easy to clean and store. This is my second time ordering this box, and I'm sure I'll order more down the road." —Mindy

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $19.29 (originally $25, available in three sizes).

    21. A wicker chair that (unfortunately) does not come with the pool pictured in the background. The chair itself is super comfy and adorable, though!

    anrdoezrs.net

    Promising review: "Everyone in my family loves this chair! Its comfortable, relaxing, and wasn't difficult to assemble. Plus, it's sturdy and good quality!" —Jennifer L.

    Get it from Overstock for $258.73 (originally $342.96).

    22. A magical cookbook that'll have you sipping on gin and [pumpkin] juice in no time. Get your appetite ready for some treacle tarts, people.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I LOVE THIS. I'm no master chef, but this cookbook might change that: I might even become a master wizard chef! Anyways, the recipes are phenomenal. The book has a bunch of cute references, and my younger siblings go crazy whenever I make something from this book. I most recently made the meat and potato pies, which can be found on page 44." —Tigerlily

    Get it from Amazon for $15.29.

    23. A hair serum perfect for straight and curly manes. This aloe- and argan oil-infused formula adds instant shine to dry, frizzy, and damaged hair. *thanks this bottle in advance*

    amazon.com

    Psst, this serum has nearly 2,000 positive reviews.

    Promising review: "This is seriously the VERY BEST hair serum I have ever used, and I've used about six other expensive serums in the past. None of them came close. Every other serum gets heavy and weighs my fine hair down, or it doesn't give it as much shine and it feels dirty sooner: but that never happens with this product! It's amazing." —Reviewer

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    24. Colorblock glass flutes to make champagne sipping seem even more luxurious than it already it is. #bougie

    click.linksynergy.com

    Promising review: "I got these in the mail yesterday just in time for Valentine's Day, and they are perfect! The colors are lovely and they seem to be very well made. Very happy with this purchase!" —llinzzii

    Get a set of four from Urban Outfitters for $30 (originally $39).

    25. An amber ring that looks like a gorgeous family heirloom passed down from your great-great-great-great grandmother.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This ring is absolutely beautiful! It fits perfectly, and the ring itself is delicate and beautiful. Fast delivery, as well!" —Susan J.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.98+ (available in sizes 6-12).

    26. A seersucker maxi dress looking for a new home. Its idea of prime real estate? 🏠 Your closet 🏠.

    modcloth.com

    Get it from ModCloth for $89 (available in sizes XXS-4X and in two colors).

    27. A water-resistant bluetooth speaker with over 26,000 (!!!!) positive reviews. Sound quality? Excellent. Price point? Even better.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is the best speaker I've ever purchased: great sound, loud, and the battery lasts longer than any other speaker I've had. We accidentally ran it over (twice with Chevy 2500 and then with a trailer) and GUESS WHAT? It still works! INCREDIBLE! I just bought two more!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    28. Knit ankle socks that probably plan on getting lost in your dryer. Actually, maybe "going extinct" in your dryer would be a better way to phrase it...

    anrdoezrs.net

    Get them from Forever 21 for $1.90 (available in two colors).

    29. Vacuum storage bags for all the winter outerwear that takes up WAY too much space in your closet. Space that could be used for spring dresses, thank you very much...

    amazon.com

    These storage bags come with a tiny valve that you attach to your vacuum (or the hand pump they provide), which takes out ALLLL the air from inside the bag and compresses all the items inside. Plus, they're made with anti-microbial materials which means that yucky-smelling mold, mildew, and bacteria won't be able to weasel their way inside.

    Promising review: "I didn't believe that this product would work, but OH HOW WRONG I WAS! I purchased the jumbo-sized bags, and I was actually able to place over 20 thick sweaters in one bag, and three leather coats, five pea coats, and additional winter clothing into another bag. I was able to store all our winter clothing away, which created a ton of space and eliminated overwhelming clutter." —VickyGener85

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in three sizes).

    30. A cold brew maker with an airtight lid and stainless steel filter. This will keep your favorite caffeinated liquid fresh for up to two weeks.

    amazon.com

    Just add up to six tablespoons of your go-to coffee beans into the filter, fill it with water, and leave it in the fridge for up to 24 hours. Then, remove the filter from the pitcher and — BAM — you've got some delicious coffee.

    Promising review: "I've switched from drinking hot coffee to cold brew, and this product is very easy to use. Just put the coffee in the filter, add water, and allow to seep. This makes great-tasting cold brew concoctions at home for much cheaper than you would pay at fancy coffee houses." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

    31. Mirrored aviator sunglasses perfect for anyone who has wished upon a shooting star for stylin' shades that don't cost a million dollars.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love these glasses! They are stylish, good quality, and come nicely wrapped. I was worried that they would be too big for my face, but they fit perfectly! Will definitely be buying more styles from this brand in the future." —Boshake

    Get them from Amazon for $12.99 (available in nine colors).

    Me right now:

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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