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27 Perfect Products For Anyone Who's Actually A Mermaid

Just because you can't see the tail doesn't mean it's not there.

Posted on June 20, 2016, 13:01 GMT

Mallory McInnis

BuzzFeed Staff

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1. Socks to wear on those pesky feet when you're on land.

Get them from Asos for $5.

2. A relaxing sandbox to keep at your desk.

Get it from Amazon for $27.99.

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3. A pillow to let everyone know you're not uptight.

Get it from AllModern for $51.99.

4. And some sweet customizable plushes.

Get them from Laura Frisk on Etsy for $22.

5. A case to house your "shelfie"-taking device.

Get it from Asos for $14.

6. A handy shell compact mirror.

Get it from C.A.B. Fayre on Etsy for $17.

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7. A swimsuit covered with your kinfolk.

Get the pieces from Anthropologie for $98.

8. A tank that knows your stance on running.

Get it from Activate Apparel for $21.75.

9. And a hoodie printed with your go-to drink order.

Get it from Human for $33.

10. A necklace you'll flip your fin over.

Get it from Honey Thistle on Etsy for $45.

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11. One tea towel bedecked with a merman and another with a mermaiden.

Get them from Anthropologie for $18.

12. Handmade "meowmaid" brooches.

Get them from The Albino Hare on Etsy for $21.50.

13. And a merpig towel.

Get it from Pig & Pumpkin on Society6 for $38.

14. A pair of cheese spreaders...

Get them from Amazon for $15.95.

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15. ....and a tablecloth for your next dinner party.

Get it from Nadine Westcott on Etsy for $68.

16. Plus a scaled apron to wear in the kitchen.

Get it from AllModern for $34.99.

17. Some nautical illustrated stickers.

Get them from Ann Shen on Etsy for $6.

18. And a gorgeous temporary tattoo.

Get it from Seventh Skin on Etsy for $11.

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19. A ring for mermaids who love "seaweed."

Get it from Penelope Gazin on Etsy for $15.

20. Ombré sheets to "swim" in while you sleep.

Get them from Hot Topic for $24.49.

21. A skirt with cute little shell pockets.

Get it from Nylon for $65.

22. And a dress that looks like the inside of an abalone shell.

Get it from Shadowplay on Etsy for $49.

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23. A poster for minimalist mermaids.

Get it from Target for $49.99.

24. And a personalized name print.

Get it from Luna Reef on Etsy for $16.

25. Ridiculously adorable Ariel Funko Pop figurines.

Get the plain figure from Amazon for $9.06 and the keychain for $6.99.

26. A cross-stitch pattern for mermaids with crafting skills.

Get it from Satsuma Street on Etsy for $6.

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27. And some lollipops that are almost too lovely to eat.

Get a set from A Secret Forest on Etsy for $24.

Need more mermaids in your life? Of course you do.

Check out 20 Gifts Every Wannabe Mermaid Needs To Ask For This Year and 27 Wedding Ideas For Mermaids Getting Married.

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