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27 Perfect Products For Anyone Who's Actually A Mermaid

Just because you can't see the tail doesn't mean it's not there.

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1. Socks to wear on those pesky feet when you're on land.

2. A relaxing sandbox to keep at your desk.

3. A pillow to let everyone know you're not uptight.

4. And some sweet customizable plushes.

5. A case to house your "shelfie"-taking device.

6. A handy shell compact mirror.

7. A swimsuit covered with your kinfolk.

8. A tank that knows your stance on running.

9. And a hoodie printed with your go-to drink order.

10. A necklace you'll flip your fin over.

11. One tea towel bedecked with a merman and another with a mermaiden.

Get them from Anthropologie for $18.

12. Handmade "meowmaid" brooches.

13. And a merpig towel.

14. A pair of cheese spreaders...

15. ....and a tablecloth for your next dinner party.

16. Plus a scaled apron to wear in the kitchen.

17. Some nautical illustrated stickers.

18. And a gorgeous temporary tattoo.

19. A ring for mermaids who love "seaweed."

20. Ombré sheets to "swim" in while you sleep.

21. A skirt with cute little shell pockets.

22. And a dress that looks like the inside of an abalone shell.

Get it from Shadowplay on Etsy for $49.

23. A poster for minimalist mermaids.

24. And a personalized name print.

Get it from Luna Reef on Etsy for $16.

25. Ridiculously adorable Ariel Funko Pop figurines.

Get the plain figure from Amazon for $9.06 and the keychain for $6.99.

26. A cross-stitch pattern for mermaids with crafting skills.

27. And some lollipops that are almost too lovely to eat.

Need more mermaids in your life? Of course you do.

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