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29 Things That'll Add A Little Spring Break To Your Life

A margarita machine, indoor lounge chair, self-tanner, and 25 other vacay-ready products. Because there's a Nor'easter hitting the east coast, you have zero vacation days saved up, your office is freezing, plane tickets are expensive... and we all just need a DANG BREAK. ::pretends really hard I'm at the beach with a humongous piña colada in hand::

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1. A ~zero gravity~ indoor lounge chair so you can pretend you're sunning by the pool instead of being just at home watching Lost for the 100th time. Damn, even *that* island looks pretty good right about now.

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"WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" —me, thinking about last summer

Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in four colors).

Promising review: "So relaxing! This chair is so comfortable! I do not have a sofa and was looking for something that could fit in my small studio without taking up a lot of space. I know this is normally used outside, but it works just as well indoors. I can nap in my living room comfortably with the included pillow or lie back and watch a movie. The chair can fold flat for easy storage. It shipped within a few days which is a plus! I am completely satisfied with my purchase!" —Mehgee

2. A gradual self-tanning kit (aka you'll look naturally glowing, not overnight orange). Get ready for your friends to check out your legs and ask, "Wait, did you go away for the weekend and not invite me??"

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Just tell them about this easy breezy kit, and your friendship will be SAVED. It includes a *clear* and *scent-free* aerosol spray that'll moisturize and tan your skin over time, PLUS a mitt for easy application and no streaking everrrrr.

Get it from Sephora for $39.

Promising review: "I'm never going back to St. Tropez!! This stuff is the best! It gives me the perfect tan, and it's buildable. The mist is FOOLPROOF! This is a must-have self tanner for fair to medium-dark skin tones! The best hands down." —BeautyFreak22

3. A margarita (and other frozen treat) maker that'll shave the ice and ~then~ blend the ingredients for a perfectly smooth (and never chunky) beverage.

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You can also choose *just* blend or *just* shave ice for a custom beverage or snack! This version has an extra large ice reservoir that can make up to three batches of margs before needing a refill. Party on.

Get it from Amazon for $198.64.

Promising review: "Recently went on a cruise and they had one of these behind the bar. The bartender told us they were some of the best and swore on his honor. So as any man with a wife's birthday coming up would do, I bought her one. First, stupid easy to set up. Second, even easier to use. It makes perfect mixed drinks with absolutely zero ice chunks. I was amazed. Took a few seconds to rinse, and I was done. Thanks guys! Gonna make me a happy man tonight!" —Aaron Kassaw

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4. A miniature sandbox for your desk, complete with chair, umbrella, and sand castle–making accessories. Because you need to "get away," especially when compiling those dang expense reports.

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Get it from Amazon or Walmart for $24.99. You can also get a smaller version for $11.27.

Promising review: "In all honesty, this completely delightful product will likely become my downfall. I am now obsessed with it. All I want to do is play in it. I could rake it for hours and hours. I would gladly sacrifice everything else in my life to just rake, rake, rake, rake.... I will probably end up institutionalized because of this product, but as long as they let me keep it, I won't care a bit!" —HJ

5. A bottle of OGX's Moroccan sea salt spray, a paraben-free texturizer made with kelp, argan oil, and sea salt (duh), to add shine and body while creating mermaid-quality waves even if you're hundreds of miles from the ocean.

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Get it from Amazon for $5.99 or Walmart for $7.98.

Promising review: "Love, love, love this product — it curls my hair right up! I use it on towel-dried hair and just spray away. Gives me incredible curls, and the spray does not dry your hair but actually softens it. It does not make it stiff as most products do. Weightless. I spray a good amount on, and it stays put all day. This is a GREAT product. The con: the bottle is little difficult to hold and the sprayer rotates as I am spraying." —TMG

6. Or a Bed Head ~Wave Artist~ curling iron that'll create a "Don't I look so tousled and cool" hairstyle in no time flat.

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It heats up to 400° (with multiple settings lower than that) and has tourmaline, ceramic plates so you end up with less frizzy, more shiny hair. Just clamp down, hold for a few seconds, and release!

Get it from Amazon for $14.84 or Walmart for $16.46.

Promising review: "Love love love. This deserves five stars. I have super fine hair and nothing gives me wavy hair like this tool — and I've tried them all. So worth it." —Loralei24

7. A charming little dish shaped like one of those all-over-Instagram unicorn pool floaties. Use it to hold your rings, snacks, or all your hopes and dreams that you, too, will enjoy being in the water once more. Someday.

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8. A tropical-themed beer bong you're flamin-going to enjoy long after your days of college parties on the beach are over and done with.

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Get it from Amazon for $12.99 or Walmart for $14.59.

Promising review: "It's a bird. It's a bong. It's a bird bong. Seriously why are you reading the reviews for this, what could possibly go wrong with it. You pour beer into the bird and it comes out the mouth. It looks ridiculous." —Randy J.

9. A straw hat embroidered with a variety of cheeky sayings, because even if you're not in the glaring sun of some island, you're all about that shade.

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Get it from Amazon for $23.99 (available in 30 different sayings and styles).

Promising review: "I bought this for my honeymoon cruise and I LOVE IT! Not only is it cute (I got the 'Do Not Disturb' one) but it completely shields my face and neck from the sun! It's sturdy but not stiff, so if I want to change where the folds are I easily can. It holds up well in water; I've just waded with it on and such, and the ribbon hasn't started to fray yet. The words are actually stitched into the hat (they aren't just glued on or whatever) so I'm confident this hat will last a long time. I can't wait to wear it on the cruise and on the beach! I would highly recommend this!" —Sarah E.

10. A six pack of Angry Orchard's brand new rosé cider (exsqueese me, rosé season is year-round). You don't need to be sitting on a fancy rooftop bar to enjoy!

11. A shower curtain printed with a palm tree scene straight out of a five-star resort brochure. Crank up that hot water, fill your bathroom with steam, and pretend you're in paradise.

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Might I suggest using some coconut milk shampoo for the full sensory effect?

Get it from Amazon for Amazon (available in 11 patterns) or Walmart for $13.95.

Promising review: "You can't go wrong for this price. This curtain adds a warm beach feel, even here in the northeast on the first day of winter. Well made and lightweight. The hooks are plastic junk, but the curtain is well worth the price. Will buy two more for my other bathrooms." —Amazon Customer

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12. A Sipcaddy that'll suction cup right to your bathroom wall so you can enjoy an ice-cold brew while you get clean. Nothing says "enjoying some me time" like a shower beer.

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Get it from Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

Promising review:"So far, so good. No issues whatsoever with suction. I'd say most reviews here either need to clean their shower. Definitely makes a shower beer (or La Croix) more enjoyable without fear of it falling or getting soapy. After sticking it on, I applied a good bit of pressure (far more than any beer would weigh) and it didn't budge. I wouldn't hang a swing on it, but it'll hold any size full beer that will fit, no problem. I like how this can hold multiple different vessels (stemmed wine glass or beer, etc). This works well to hang my loofa on to dry out after I'm done showering! One last thing, if you love shower beers, try a shower orange in the morning! It's super refreshing and really wakes you up. Sounds weird, but trust me, and search the hashtag on Insta. You're welcome." —Adam Pace

Need some shower beer inspiration? Check out 19 Undeniable Reasons You Need To Embrace The 'Shower Beer.'

13. A not-sarcastic-at-all-no-way towel so you can dry off your bod and your sense of humor as you freeze after emerging from the shower. Why the eff are bathroom tiles the coldest things in the known universe?

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It's super plush and comes with a handy loop on the corner for hanging, because you deserve one easy thing in your life.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $34.95.

14. A jar of coconut, avocado, and shea-infused whipped body butter that'll moisturize your skin AND transport you to your happy place, drinking on the sand. It's a win win.

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"Beach & Booze Whipped Body Butter" — this is the only context in which the words "beach" and "body" should even be remotely close to each other.

Get it from Soapaucity on Etsy for $11.95 (available in two sizes). It's also available in a sugar scrub!

15. A palm leaf–printed kimono cardigan sure to remind you of tropical days, while adding a breezy layer in your air-conditioned-even-in-winter office.

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Tbh I'm totally going to by this as a "Maitland hides from the sun all summer" accessory.

Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (one size, available in four patterns).

Promising review: "LOVE THIS! It's sheer, but not totally see through. It flows, but it has a bit of weight to it. No stretch. Light enough for the beach, but enough coverage that you could belt it and go inside for lunch without feeling exposed." —Carrie Lund

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17. A cozy cropped sweatshirt reading "Dont worry, beach happy" — it's great for those summer evenings when the wind starts to kick up off the water.... or just wearing now because it's March and it's still cold out side.

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Get it from American Eagle for $20 (originally $39.95, available in sizes XXS–XXL).

Promising review: "I love the neck on this top. It has a wider neck band thats very soft. Graphic is not over the top and material is softest of all their sweatshirts. It’s not overly boxy, even if you size up. Great for all-year wear, it’s a medium/lightweight sweatshirt, making it perfect for chilly summer nights." —Keepntrendy

18. A set of pink Himalayan salt glasses for effortless tequila shots at home — no need to reach for a pinch of Morton's!

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Get a set of four from Uncommon Goods for $28.

Promising review: "I bought these for my husband. As a tequila lover, I knew he would like them, but he loved them! They work perfect with just the right amount of salt on your lips as you sip (or shoot) your tequila. They are a wonderful conversation starter at parties and having a front row seat as the stars of our glass liquor cabinet. So far no negatives at all." —Jesstakesthecake

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20. A set of faux monstera or palm leaves you can stick in a cheap vase — your drab apartment will look like the lobby of a swanky tropical hotel!

21. A metallic silver fanny pack, because honestly carrying things around in your hand or in a purse is inconvenient!! Spring break college style = practical; don't resist.

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Get it from Target for $14.99.

Promising review: "This was exactly as pictured. A lot of room as well as an inner zipper pocket. The clip is very secure. Great novelty item for a great price" —Msblackbarbi

23. A recipe book containing 200 cocktail concoctions guaranteed to whisk you away to white sand beaches — or at least, you'll *think* you're there. Can you say "Oh my (tai)!"

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Get it? It's a mai tai pun.

Get it from Amazon for $14.62, Barnes and Noble for $15.12, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

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24. A copper-colored pineapple tumbler to serve up your ~punchiest~ tropical beverages.

26. An underwater LED bath light so your bathtub seems more like a *hot tub*. ::Disco mode engaged::

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This baby has five different light modes so you'll stay entertained! And when the warm weather finally comes, you can totally use it in a full-size pool, too!

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

Promising review: "This is really cool! It's very easy to use. It's really bright and lit our whole bathroom beautifully! It has a few different colors — plus the option to provide a show of all colors or set it on one color!" —Lil Mikey

27. An adorable gingham sundress you won't be able to wait for summer to wear — just pair it with booties and a chunky sweater now!

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Get the left dress from Express for $59.90 (available in sizes XXS–XL) and the right dress from Forever 21 for $35 (available in sizes 1X–3X and in red).

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28. An umbrella that'll quickly become the only one you want to use — whenever you do, just look *up* and you'll see blue skies ahead!

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If the hidden print didn't do it for you, just note that it's basically flip-proof, folds down for travel, and opens and closes with the PUSH OF A BUTTON. One. Button.

Get it from Amazon for $16.95.

Promising review: "LOVE this umbrella for its durability and high quality material. I used this on a recent trip to London where it rained every day for five straight days. This umbrella not only looked amazing but also provided excellent shelter from the rain. Despite the high winds, this umbrella held up well. I am so happy to have purchased this and would highly recommend to anyone looking for a high quality compact umbrella!" —Alice Wu

29. And a scented candle inspired by memories of those lovely vacations at that seaside cottage. Or, if you have never stayed at one, now you can pretend you have.