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    36 Gifts That Say "I Love You" For People Who Aren't Romantic

    These'll say those three little words...so you don't have to.

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    1. A sheet of custom stickers with their beautiful face on it, because covering all your stuff with each other's faces is even better than saying "I'm yours." Or try what the reviewer in the caption below did — it's classic.

    2. A subscription to Care/of, which delivers personalized vitamins based on health concerns, diet, and lifestyle. Nothing says "I want to be with you forever" like a blend of fish oil, probiotics, and vitamin B12.

    3. A nagging notepad that'll let the recipient nudge you repeatedly to do that thing you said you would do but still haven't yet even though it was totally on your way home from work!

    4. A desk nameplate to show total and utter support for your partner's career. All they need to do is take a peek at this beauty, and they'll definitely get those reports done on deadline.

    5. A pair of socks accompanied with a lifetime guarantee that, if they're wearing these, you'll *actually* bring them a glass of the good stuff. Maybe these'll stop them ~wine-ing~ that you never do anything for them.

    6. A 16-pack of collagen and vitamin E-infused sheet masks that'll almost be a substitute for that spa gift certificate you definitely can't afford.

    7. A flippable Belgian waffle maker with a promise to whip up a fluffy batch for your own Leslie Knope the morning after she's had a bit too much Snake Juice.

    8. A personalized bag for a twist on a generously packed lunch. They'll eat it and they'll like it!

    9. A pair of cozy slipper socks, with a sherpa lining and non-slip soles, because making sure someone is cozy and warm (and that they haven't fallen on the ground) is one of the nicest things you can do. (Plus these were one of Oprah's Favorite Things in 2017!)

    10. A spiral-bound compilation of 50 New York Times crossword puzzles, for couples who like spending time together while each being involved in separate activities. Ahhh, comfortable silence.

    11. A box full of giant plush microbes for the only person you're willing to ~share your germs with~.

    12. A personalized microwavable heating cushion you can customize with YOUR OWN FACE! That way they can cuddle with you when they don't feel well without getting all up in your business. Just microwave it for a few minutes and it'll stay toasty for hours.

    13. A big ole ramen bowl with a special slot for chopsticks, because you guys aren't all ooey-gooey and romantic — but you do love sharing noods. 😉

    14. A ribbon or two to show off their greatest accomplishments. In a totally non-passive-aggressive and loving way, of course!

    15. Ranch: An Ode to America’s Beloved Sauce in 60 Mouth-Watering Recipes, a cookbook for anyone who thinks that one specific dressing reins king when it comes to flavor, even if you feel the opposite.

    16. A blanket (or two) so they can let you know they need some space — or let you know they want to cuddle... without getting all gooey.

    17. A Nest sugar cookie–scented candle to say "You shouldn’t have to eat my terrible baking, so smell this candle instead." It has notes of Tahitian vanilla bean, bourbon-infused caramel with sugarcane crystals and golden amber.

    18. A Corgi butt mug for anyone who reverts to Tina Belcher quotes when trying to be romantic.

    19. A bulk bag (we're talking 1.5 pounds!) of cereal marshmallows, because they're always after your Lucky Charms! Well, the marshmallow pieces anyway.

    20. A pair of long distance touch lamps to literally light up each other's lives — without the need to pick up the phone or say a word. They're connected to WiFi, so if one person touches their lamp to turn it on, the other lamp will glow, no matter how far it is away.

    21. A contoured sleeping mask with built-in headphones, because you like sleeping with the curtains open *and* snore — you're so thoughtful!

    22. Or a pair of wireless, noise-canceling headphones so they can truly, TRULY tune you out. Now that's a gift.

    23. A Nicolas Cage-themed mood board tee to make staying in touch with your feelings easier than ever. Don't worry about saying "I love you" — you can just say "You're the only person I'd want to steal the Declaration of Independence with."

    24. A set of colorful pencils to give them sporadic compliments and encouragement throughout the day, since you're not so good at that mushy stuff.

    25. A shiatsu back and neck massager with a built-in heating function and three different speeds to knead away soreness... because your hands are tired and you don't feel like giving a massage right now. Or ever.

    26. A Brooklyn 99–inspired enamel pin for competitive couples who might just set up a Halloween Heist proposal of their own, Jake and Amy–style.

    27. A bulk package of their favorite food with an accompanying note that ways: "I solemnly swear to eat none of these whatsoever."

    28. An adorably be-sweatered hot water bottle. And if you really want to go the extra mile, fill it up and stick it under the covers before your boo heads to bed so they're surprised with preheated and oh-so-cozy sheets.

    29. A wireless shower speaker for anyone who is willing to put up with their partner's terrible rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" while shampooing.

    30. A Squatty Potty to prove that your SO going #2 is your #1 priority.

    31. And an Amazon Fire TV stick that'll make finding a show or movie you BOTH want to watch incredibly easy.

    32. And a set of rainbow TV planner stickers with an area where you can write in the name of the show so no one gets AHEAD since you're supposed to be bingeing The Crown TOGETHER.

    33. A gold-fleck toilet seat for the person you think is so great, they basically poop gold.

    34. A Rose Apothecary sweatshirt that'll keep the person you think is 🎵"Simply the Best!" 🎵 a little warmer.

    35. A high-tech Sonicare electric toothbrush to protect their chompers and make their next dentist appointment far more pleasant. Practical, yet sweet!

    36. ~Mega thermal~ heat-retaining socks with a brushed lining and moisture-wicking fabric, because when your tootsies get that winter chill, it's hard to get them to *ever* warm up again.

    While you're playing it cool on the outside, these'll scream:

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