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    Updated on Jan 31, 2019. Posted on Dec 13, 2018

    29 Gifts People Will Totally Appreciate When They're Drunk

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    1. A pizza-shaped power bank, because if you're gonna Google where to get the best local slice at 2am, you need some battery power left.

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    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (also available in poop and unicorn shapes).

    Promising review: "So my son mentioned he needed a new power bank for his phone. I thought it would be funny to buy him this one. He loves it. It is easy to charge using the included usb. Same with charging your phone; just plug it in." —Amber Burton

    2. A unique shot glass to layer the alcohol and the chaser ~in one container~, so there's no more bad taste after taking the shot.

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    It even comes with a recipe card for more ~creative~ shots.

    Get individual ones from Amazon for $7.99 each (also available in sets of four, six, and twelve).

    Promising review: "Having a bartender for a roommate makes for some interesting trinkets. I can attest to these looking and functioning exactly as described." —Bryan

    3. A pad of intoxication citations you can pass out to your messy friends upon the commission of a party foul. (Warning: These may be passed right back to you.)

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    Get it from Amazon for $5.80.

    4. A set of toaster-friendly bags perfect for whipping up an ooey gooey grilled cheese when you can't really manage the whole stove thing. Plus they're dishwasher safe, so you don't need to do any washing up by hand!

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    Get a set of three from Amazon for $13.06.

    Promising review: "These things actually work. I was skeptical about how effective they would be. I was expecting the cheese to pool at the bottom or for them to be extremely hard to clean. Neither is the case. They take a little bit of experimenting to figure out what the right toaster setting is for good toasted bread with just the right amount of cheese being melted. Supposedly you can make 150 sandwiches using this set of three bags. Definitely worth the purchase given the low cost, ease of use, and ease of storage." —Franklin Hood

    5. An Ostrich mini arm pillow for anyone who truly believes anywhere is suitable for a nap. Yes, right there. Right there is fine; you're only going to close your eyes for a sec.

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    Get it from Amazon for $35 (available in three colors).

    Promising review: "A dream at home and on the road. I frequently sleep on my hands, only to wake up to an uncomfortable dead arm. This solves that problem, as it moves with my head and hands, keeping me comfortable no matter which way I turn. Very useful for long flights and car rides, as it fits in a carry-on bag and is highly portable." —Sean Simoneau

    6. A pair of rocks glasses you can pick up with ease, but they're very difficult to knock over, so you won't lose the rest of your Old Fashioned, no matter how "clumsy" you are.

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    The gripping technology on the bottom of the glasses lifts off when you pick them up, but grips tight when knocked from the side. Plus, they're made of unbreakable plastic that looks like glass.

    Get a set of two from Amazon for $17.99.

    Promising review: "Too cool, these are just awesome!! Most certainly not a gimmick!! We have been playing with a few different styles and they are all just a trip to bat around and watch as the glass just takes it without spilling anything. Definitely thinking about changing the rest of the cups in the house lol." —Beechnut87

    7. A microfiber makeup-removing cloth designed to remove every trace of foundation, (waterproof!) mascara, and lipstick with just water. Because taking off your makeup on a regular night is hard enough.

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    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $11.97 (available in three colors).

    Promising review: "I rarely write reviews. After using this product I felt I absolutely had to! These cloths are amazing. Wiped all my intricately placed makeup off in seconds!! Even my eyeliner and mascara are gone without a trace. I'm ordering more of these for Christmas gifts for my girlfriends. Money well spent! These are a must have if you're tired of rubbing your face raw every night with washcloths or multiple makeup remover wipes like I used to!" —Ashley

    8. A giant rosé bottle pillow you can swap for the real wine bottle you've been cradling all evening when it's time to go to sleep.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $69.

    9. A deck of cards that'll turn ANY game into a drinking game — perfect for those occasions when you start to...forget...the rules of that one you used to play all the time.

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    Get it from Amazon for $13.95.

    Promising review: "This is such a great add-on to other games. I've played it with multiple groups of people now and the thing that is always the same is how trashed everyone gets and how much fun everyone has. Several of my friends have purchased copies of their own, so I consider it a hit." —Nikki1796

    10. A quesadilla maker for anyone who has gotten banned from the Taco Bell drive through for belligerence.

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    Just pop a tortilla in, pile with your ingredients, add another tortilla, and hot cheesy goodness will be ready in five.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.33.

    Promising review: "Bought this for my boyfriend, talk about best gift ever, he uses it all the time, it works great, we make quesadillas, different kinds of pizzas all the time. Quick easy meals, takes about three minutes! Definitely recommend!!" —Jess

    11. A book of crosswords best solved while inebriated, including cocktail pun closes, themes inspired by drinking games, and entire puzzles printed on a ~slant~ so you can even read them better.

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    Get it from Amazon for $7.95.

    Promising review: "Loved this book! Unusual but solveable clues, great level of difficulty, and fun theme puzzles. Looking forward to more from these guys." —Sweet Justice

    12. A perfectly organized and compact crossbody bag with built-in credit card slots (that are also RFID-protected) and a main compartment so you'll have almost no excuse but to find your credit card, keys, and lipstick — everything will stay exceptionally neat, even if you're sloppy.

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    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in 22 colors and patterns)

    Promising review: "It is a great little bag to just throw on and go!! It can hold my cell phone, my credit cards plus the little extras like lipstick and keys. This bag is great for errands and running around to my kids' sporting events. The feel of the bag is great and seems quite durable. I will be buying a couple of these bags for my teenage daughters!!" —zammama

    And btw, this was one of Oprah's Favorite Things in 2018 — check out our selection of Oprah's Favorite Things You Can Afford Even If You Aren't A Billionaire for even more great ideas.

    13. A wireless microphone, because the karaoke bar kicked you out for only choosing to sing "Toxic" over and over again for an hour and a half.

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    It can also connect to your device via cable.

    Promising review: "Oh my gosh, I love this! I got mine in the mail yesterday and ended up playing with it for about five hours last night LOL. It connects via Bluetooth so you can connect it to your phone — the music and your singing comes out of the microphone's speaker. It has a volume control for your voice and for the music and also an echo feature. You can put an SD card into the bottom of it and record yourself, or connect it with an audio out to record on one of those karaoke apps on your phone. Between this and being able to find just about any song on karaoke via YouTube, you could easily have your own karaoke parties at home!" —Ferretocious

    Get it from Amazon for $30.99+ (available in seven colors).

    Check out our closer look at this karaoke mic for more info.

    14. An easy-to-grab silicone microwave caddy with stay-cool handles to keep your fingers safe from being burned by a scalding plate of midnight Totino's pizza rolls.

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    Get it from Amazon $11.95 (available in two colors).

    Promising review: "This is one of those 'gadgets' that is really useful. If your microwave is above the stove like mine, you'll understand why. Most microwave containers do not have handles so when you try to grasp them with a potholder or mitts, it's very awkward...as well as dangerous and messy! This is a lifesaver. Highly recommended." —Book Lady

    15. A suction cup SipCaddy that will help you A) get drunk in the shower or B) partake of some hair of the dog while crying in there the morning after.

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    Why do hangovers always feel so much worse in the shower?

    Get it from Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

    Promising review: "Use this for exactly what is pictured. It works perfect and its nice to have a safe place to set my glass of wine while relaxing in the tub. The hold with the suction cup is great and I haven't lost a glass of wine yet." —Heather Roper

    16. A guide to the best pizza anywhere in the world, so whether you're ubriaco, pijan, or 취한, you can locate a proper slice.

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    Those are the words for "drunk" in Italian, Croatian, and Korean, in case you were wondering.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.95.

    17. A scaled-down beer pong set with a catapulting ball that's tethered to the table so things can't get TOO sloppy.

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    Less time crawling around looking for the ball...more time playing.

    Get it from Amazon for $32.30.

    Promising review: "This is the perfect portable beer pong game! Everyone loves it! It's easy to take with you, and to set it up. A great hit at the party!" —Rachel

    18. Or a mini flip cup game you can bring to any party (and home) with ease.

    Uncommon Goods

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $40.

    Promising review: "I bought this to take on a girlfriends trip but my college son grabbed it to take to a gathering of his friends... I'm wondering how I'm going to get it back." —Stacey

    19. A motion-detecting toilet light that'll glow any of 16 colors — so you don't miss the bowl no matter what.

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    No tripping, no peeing in the wrong place — it'll even light up the room while you're holding your friend's hair back. With a 4.8/5-star rating and over 2,600 reviews, you know you can trust it.

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    Promising review: "I am pregnant and get up to use the bathroom multiple times a night. This little gadget has been awesome. It provides a good amount of light but not too much to wake up my sleeping husband. It has multiple colors and the motion sensor is great. Plus it only lights up when you need it, unlike a night light. It is also really easy to set up. Love it!" —K. Adler

    20. A wine goblet that'll screw right into any bottle of your favorite blend — carrying the whole thing with you = no one steals the rest of it while you're on glass #1.

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    It's made with sturdy borosilicate glass for extra safety. Plus, the product photos show people using this for beer floats, which WOW WHAT AN IDEA! Just scoop in some vanilla ice cream, and then screw the glass into your favorite brew.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

    Promising review: "As an avid wine drinker, I must say this is my favorite thing ever.... I finally was done cleaning all the dishes one night and I didn't want to dirty another glass. I had a bottle opened and I figured "hey let me give this guzzle-buddy a try! It seems like it aerates the wine before it hits your mouth and it tastes MUCH better when drinking it from this glass than right from the bottle. It's also a great gag-gift for wino friends! I overall enjoyed my purchase! :)" —Shelby Bassetti

    21. A double-wall, stainless steel water bottle so you can fill it when you're sober at 6pm... and then when you roll in at 3am, it'll still be ICE COLD. Sober you is so thoughtful.

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    It'll keep your bevvies ice cold for up to 24 hours!!!!

    Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in five sizes and nine colors).

    Promising review: "This thermos will keep your drinks cold! When I first started using this thermos, I was filling it about 1/4 of the way with ice. After a few days, I realized I didn't need anywhere near that much ice to keep my drink cold for eight hours. I started using less and less. Right now, I don't use any ice at all, and my drink is still cold at the end of an eight-hour day. The stainless steel interior is easy to clean, and the exterior is rough and rugged. I have dropped it many times, and while it may have dinged the exterior a time or two, the performance of the thermos hasn't changed. The seals on this thermos do their job, there is no leaking even when I lay the bottle on it's side (except when I have forgotten to close the top). I would definitely recommend this thermos" —Ron A.

    22. OR a water bottle shaped like a flask, in case schnockered you needs to be lit'rally TRICKED into staying hydrated after a night out.

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    Fun fact: it's made with recycled bottles!

    Get it from Amazon for $28.

    Promising review: "What's there not to like about this nifty chic bottle that has everyone asking where I got it. Apart from being an aesthetic beauty of a receptacle, it fits snug and lean into my backpack, computer bag and tennis bag." —Amazon Customer

    23. A coloring book that'll make your post–happy hour hours far happier, with over 120 pages of coloring and activities, including pages to design your own regrettable tattoo, wine bingo, and even a set of DIY beer goggles.

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    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

    Promising review: "This is a great book for a drunk night with a friend or SO. We had fun drinking wine and beer while coloring. You can definitely tell what pages were done when we were already buzzed. There are some cute little activities and things to do that can be shared with a friend. Highly recommend as a gift for someone who is hard to buy for." —Blackmoonbruja

    24. A copy of Munchies, a book filled with boozy stories from 70 chefs, plus 65 recipes they make to satisfy those late-night cravings.

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    Get it from Amazon for $19.15.

    Promising review: "Love this awesome collection of unexpected and decadent recipes from the best chefs working today. The behind-the-scenes stories, illustrations and photography make it a fabulous read." —Maisie Harrison

    25. A Go Girl urination device that'll let anyone without a peen pee standing up. Perfect for when that toilet is so filthy you're just gonna have to do it standing up. Or when the line is so long, it's honestly time to find a bush. And you've already broken the seal so... it's time to go.

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    Get it from Amazon for $9.47 (available in two colors).

    Promising review: "This is a lifesaver for Burning Man, or any other festival where bathroom opportunities are slim, Takes a bit of getting use to how to position it to avoid leaks but you can easily pee in a bottle. Stays clean and easy to clean and folds up pretty small. Can't imagine burning man without this." —Doomspore

    26. A silicone mold that'll make ice, Jello, or any other edible shot glasses, meaning you won't have a giant sink full of glassware to wash in the morning after a pregame.

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    A shot INSIDE a Jello shot?! I'm listening.

    Get a mold (which makes eight shot glasses) from Amazon for $8.41.

    Promising review: "This mold worked well in the oven for melting peppermint candies for shot glasses. I'm sure the mold would work for many other candies and regular ice shot glasses in the freezer as well." —K. Adrian

    27. A collapsible pocket flask for anyone likely to leave things behind after a few pints.

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    Just drink, fold, and stow before you even get the chance to forget it.

    Get a set of three eight-ounce flasks plus a funnel from Amazon for $8.99 (also available in several different sizes!)

    Promising review: "Five stars!! These flasks worked great and are very durable. I would not hesitate to order these again if I need more.

    Excellent product!" —Julie Manasco

    28. An electric wine opener to open any bottle in seconds, because using a corkscrew is hard enough sober.

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    Push a button and the job is D O N E. It'll open 60 bottles on a single charge!

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99.

    Promising review: "This wine opener is fantastic! the foil cutter and stoppers to preserve the wine are the icing on the cake. Very easy to use, down button to open the bottle up button to release the cork. I like the way it lights up in the charger almost like a night light in the kitchen. My boyfriend and I have to battle it out to decide who gets to open the bottle. Exactly what we needed and great value!" —Lindsey

    29. And a handy notebook you can keep on your bedside table and fill with drunken notes to your sober self.

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    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    Enjoy the holidays responsibly.

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    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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