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1. A lovely lady who longs to use your sponge as a wig, keeping it dry and bacteria-free until the next pile of dishes needs to be done.
2. A Call Me By Your Name–inspired Timothée Chalamet t-shirt for anyone who is still jealous of James Ivory's Oscars outfit.
3. A deep-cleansing, 24K gold–infused mask that'll change color from gold to white as it dries on your skin, clearing out pores, removing dead skin cells, and refining your skin's texture.
4. A sloth car decal, because you can't get pulled over for a speeding ticket with this little fella waving from the back seat. It's true; I didn't make up the rules.
5. A Sophia Petrillo figurine to inspire your best zingers and burns. "Picture it: Sicily, 1922."
6. A super-cheap tea towel for anyone whose aesthetic is a little bit illustrated fruits and a little bit Biggie lyrics.
7. A transparent shower curtain that'll make your tiny bathroom feel bigger, while adding a hint of tropical vacation vibes with the palm and monstera leaf print.
8. A dainty gold-plated necklace with rhinestones in the shape of your zodiac sign's constellation. You and this necklace? A pairing written in the stars.
9. A wine glass emblazoned with your favorite new Vanderpump Rules quote. Fill it with your finest $5 full-bodied red and pair with... well, pasta.
10. The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information, a fun fact–filled volume of only the best (and least useful) tidbits so you can small talk like a champ and win every single pub trivia night.
11. A vibrant Caboodle for an adorable throwback that'll ALSO help you keep your overflowing makeup kit (or all your favorite *sparkly gel pens*) organized.
12. An English muffin splitter to neatly half your favorite breakfast food WITHOUT ruining the structural integrity of the ever-important Nooks and Crannies.
13. A Bob Ross chia pet, because simply painting happy trees is no longer enough. Now he gets to *be* a happy tree.
14. A wicker-print, insulated cooler so you can carry your all your picnic delicacies and keep 'em chilled — PLUS it's strong enough to double as a seat!
15. A personalized mug (you can customize it with your dog's breed and name!) to inspire you during that 9-to-5 grind.
16. A pop star–worthy beach towel, so when your friend says "Ugh, why do you always have the cutest stuff?!" You can just sing "Oops, I Did It Again".
17. A bow tie with a built-in bottle opener to put the dandy in handy-dandy.
18. A hand-held nightlight you can take with you on every trip or vacation, chasing away the nighttime scaries for good.
19. An eye mask with a crystal clear message to the sun that comes streaming in *wayyyyyy* too early on weekend summer mornings.
20. Surprisingly inexpensive ankle strap sandals with pearls in the heels so you can truly ~step up~ your summer outfits.
21. A Reuben sandwich dog toy that'll make you say "Katz's? Never heard of it."
22. A face wash foamer to fluff up whatever cleanser you use, so you use less product (saving $$ in the long run) and enjoy a more ~luxurious~ experience. Plus, the foamed up wash is less harsh on sensitive skin!
23. A cheeky or travel-inspiring planner, because you totally forgot to start one in January, but it's not too late!!
24. A pair of bold and super stylish frames with blue light–blocking lenses so you don't get a computer headache after staring at your screen for hours and hours and hours and hours.
25. A cut-out shark print one piece to help you take a ~bite~ out of summer fun.
26. A set of Star Wars Lip Smackers, because dry lips are the path to the Dark Side.
27. A perfectly pink Powerpuff tee for an outfit composed of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
28. A six-pack of non-sticky rainbow slime filled with glitter and pearl beads, because regular slime just won't do it anymore.
29. A Lucille Bluth pin you can point to when someone asks a question you don't understand, and won't respond to.
30. A silicone trivet to keep your counters beary safe from scorching.
31. A stovetop Taiyaki maker that'll help you whip up Instagrammable fish-shaped waffles in the comfort of your own home. Leaving the house is overrated, but these fin-tastic treats are not.
32. A cheery rug that, unlike real avocados, won't turn from perfectly ripe to brown in approximately .0000005 seconds.
33. A Van Gogh coloring book you can fill out while watching the "Vincent and the Doctor" episode of Doctor Who — just be careful not to cry onto the book when you're watching, you don't want your artwork to smudge.
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