There's a man in Germany who put out an ad for someone to volunteer to be eaten- and then somebody did. They planned the entire thing for months and started off by cutting off the volunteer's dick and eating it together. Then the volunteer took a mix of drugs to kill himself, but…Â
Morningstar Chik'n Nuggets are me and my roommates life line, it's basically all we eat. We keep our freezer stocked to the brim with them to the point where it's only packages of nuggets
It wasn't to get out of class, but i did tell my teacher I couldn't give a presentation because I wasn't wearing the right shoes. He gave me an odd look but said I could go tomorrow instead.
My friend once babysat a cat named Tac before. One night we're hanging out at the house and I realized Tac is just Cat spelled backwards. We also almost managed to also lose Tac that night. Poor Tac the Cat.
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