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Posted on Apr 28, 2017

How Many Of These Things Would Stop You From Having Sex With Chris Hemsworth?

What's your limit?

Chris Hemsworth.

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He's a guy who works out.

An extremely attractive man who also has a sense of humor.

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And he looks like this with his shirt off.

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  1. Having said all of that, would you sleep with Chris Hemsworth?

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    YES, I'm a straight woman or a gay man with eyes.
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    YES, I'm a gay woman or straight man who will make an exception here.
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    Nah, not interested.
  1. OK, well, would you still sleep with Chris Hemsworth if he wore crocs?

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    Would still sleep with him
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    Would not
  1. ...OK, what if he wore Crocs AND a puka shell necklace?

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...OK, what if he wore Crocs AND a puka shell necklace?
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    Still would
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    Would not
  1. How about if he had chest hair like Austin Powers (and also wore Crocs and a puka shell necklace)?

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    STILL WOULD HAVE SEX W/ HIM
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    Now I wouldn't
  1. What if he still thinks Bernie would have won.

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    I would.
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    I wouldn't.
  1. Or wore these light wash boot cut jeans?

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    Would still sleep with him.
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    Would not.
  1. How about if he only wore those plastic sunglasses with company logos on them that you get for free at a career fair?

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    STILL WOULD.
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    Nope. Nope nope nope.
  1. What if he was satisfied by the ending of Lost?

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    Fine with me, still would.
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    Would NOT.
  1. Would you still sleep with Chris Hemsworth if he said "supposably" completely earnestly?

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Would you still sleep with Chris Hemsworth if he said "supposably" completely earnestly?
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    Yeah who cares about words
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    NO. I draw the line there.
  1. Would you sleep with Cris Hemsworth if he had Shia LaBeouf's rat tail?

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Would you sleep with Cris Hemsworth if he had Shia LaBeouf's rat tail?
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    Yep. NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!
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    NO. This can stop me.
  1. What if he drove a PT Cruiser and vowed to never get rid of it because he likes the style.

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    I'd still sleep with him.
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    HECK NO, I WON'T GO.
  1. Would you still sleep with CH if he sent you a playlist and the first song on it was 'Can't Stop The Feeling" from the motion picture Trolls?

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Would you still sleep with CH if he sent you a playlist and the first song on it was 'Can't Stop The Feeling" from the motion picture Trolls?
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    OF COURSE.
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    I wouldn't.
  1. OK, one more, would you still sleep with Chris Hemsworth if he wore those baggy-ass basketball shorts that hit mid-calf?

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    YES. NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!
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    NO. I wouldn't.
  1. And finally: it's happning, you are sleeping with Chris Hemsworth on a regular basis and he wants to start sharing a toothbrush. Do you share your toothbrush with Chris Hemsworth?

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And finally: it's happning, you are sleeping with Chris Hemsworth on a regular basis and he wants to start sharing a toothbrush. Do you share your toothbrush with Chris Hemsworth?
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    Sure, yes. Literally whatever I'll do anything.
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    NOPE. SORRY BUT I WILL NO LONGER HAVE SEX WITH CHRIS HEMSWORTH.

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