Which SpongeBob Character Are You?
YOUR LEG! MY LEG! ALL OF OUR LEGS! You are the guy who always yells, "MY LEG!" Would you really want to be anyone else? There is no Spongebob without the My Leg guy. THERE IS NO LIFE WITHOUT THE "MY LEG" GUY. MY LEG GUY IS EVERYTHING!
You are the original Foxy Grandpa, Old Man Jenkins. You're probably the very first resident of Bikini Bottom. You love the young people, you love the support beams in restaurants, you love it all. Now go run along and shoot yourself out of a cannon.
I hope you speak Italian, because you are going to be speaking a whole lot of it to your cricket and bird friends. I also hope you enjoy metamorphosis, but, I mean, who doesn't? Just don't leave too much destruction in your wake.
You're the only thing keeping us from the dangers of Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble. YOU ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE FROM E...E...E...EVIL!!!!!! Now sit back, relax, and enjoy your time at Shady Shoals.
Why would you want to be anyone else? Patrick IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. They should just rename the show "Patrick." In fact, now that you're Patrick, you should start a letter-writing campaign. Just remember to FIRMLY GRASP the pen you use.
Money money money money money money. You are Eugene H. Krabs. Money money money money money money. Keep makin' that money. And enjoy those BIG, MEATY CLAWS.
YOU'RE PLANKTON! While you might be a bit evil on the outside, you've definitely got a soft spot somewhere deep down inside. I mean, look no further than your beautiful lab or beautiful computer wife Karen. There's no doubt this is the CORRECT answer.
You are the glue that holds the world together. You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. You're Gary! Who wouldn't want to have Gary around meowing the day away? Also, nice butt.
You got SpongeBob, didn't you? Well, you should be proud! You are literally the show. The show ceases to exist without SpongeBob in the name. IT'S DONE! TOAST! SMECKLEDORFED! Rev up those fryers, let's get down to business.
Cheer up. You'll get yours someday, even if Squilliam Fancyson won't leave you alone. Somebody has to be the voice of reason. Now sit down, FIRMLY GRASP you clarinet, and relax. Oh, wait, one more thing: Have you finished those errands?
CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER CHOCOLATE? AH, SWEET, SWEET CHOCOLATE. YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED IT. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO DIE!
You got the Sash-Ringing, the Slash-Bringing the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, the HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! How did you turn out this way? Well, some say you didn't wash your hands. Others say you forgot the secret sauce. No one knows for sure. Just make sure Nosferatu stops messing with the lights.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I can explain why you got this result. You picked the most answers that matched up with it. We are all the "I Can Explain" guy every day of our lives. He is an inspiration. But you've still got a lot of explaining to do.
You're the fastest rock around. You're the cutest rock around. But that doesn't mean you don't have NERVES OF STEEL. You live life on the edge EVERY DAY. YOU'RE A ROCK, GOSH DARNIT. You DO YOU!
You got DoodleBob! You're terrifying! Here, let me put this in a language you might understand: BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! EEMO WABAWABA! MEYOHIMEYOI! MEYOHIMEYOI! MEYOHIMEYOI! YOU DOODLE. ME SPONGEBOB. Hope that cleared a few things up.
There's no doubt that you've just pooped your diaper, but that's OK because look how CUTE you are. Life hasn't been easy for you., and on a diet of worms and ice cream your food enjoyment is limited. Uh-oh, did you poop your diap again??? You'll find your way in this world, believe me, just keep flying. Fly, fly away and become the scallop you were meant to be.
You are an explorer of life! Nothing scares you. Even when you are far from home you know what's important, and that is beans and nuts. BEANS AND NUTS. You are quick to make friends and everyone wants to be yours even if you almost kill them. Also, good morning, you've been sleeping for a while now, time to wake up.
That's YOUR hat, Mr. Krabs. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE! There will NEVER be another number one. You are the only one allowed to wear that hat. Others can just ear wear Foxy Grandpa. They're Foxy, anyway.