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Mr. Krabs? Thicker than a hotttt bowl of oatmeal.
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Gary the snail? Thicka than a Snicka.
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And Spongebob? I mean, what else is there to say (but wow he thicccccc)
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Mrs. Potato Head? She's thicker than a glob of Elmer's glue.
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And Dexter's mom? WHOOOOOOWHEEEEEE.
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Carl from "Jimmy Nuetron?" You already know he got a CAKE.
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Wario? Is that a spoonful of apricot jam? CAUSE HE LOOKIN' THICK!
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And, man, oh man. Pillsbury Doughboy? Feast your eyes on THIS:
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Can we talk about Donkey Kong? Can we talk about Donkey Kong's big giant juicy ass for a second here? I mean GODDAMN.
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And you already know Mrs. Incredible was thicker than a jar of peanut butter.
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Mrs. Turner? Thicker than a tube of Crest.
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And, obviously, Plankton had that big ol' wagon too:
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But let's talk about this cop from Spongebob. I mean, holy shit.
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My man Dexter? I mean, Jesus. JESUS H. THICK.
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And if you thought the Mayor of Dimmsdale got elected for his policies? Well, you haven't been looking hard enough.
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Now, now. Bubble Bass? That fish is thicker than a Krabby Patty.
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And Timmy's dad? Thicker than molasses.
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Ferb over here? Thicker than thick.
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And don't get me going on this fellah from Bee Movie. Thicker than... you guessed it... HONEY.
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And, Lord almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is, seen and unseen... CHECK OUT THIS SWEET MINION ASS.
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And if you didn't think the Earth is thick as hell, I don't know what you've been thinking.
