1. Tommy Wiseau tried taking over the mic:
2. Then he exited stage right:
3. Alison Janey brought a bird:
4. Amy Poehler reclaimed her wine:
5. Frances McDormand shooed away the camera person:
6. Carol Burnett called Jennifer Aniston kinky:
7. There was a mini Harry Potter reunion of sorts:
8. Catherine Zeta Jones played peek-a-boo:
9. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban shared this kiss:
10. Tonya Harding appeared in the flesh:
11. We got .0000004 seconds of Game Of Thrones:
12. Amy Sherman-Palladino just wanted the cheese:
13. Sam Rockwell thanked someone for not being a dick:
14. Everyone said hi to Oprah, even when they were winning awards:
15. And Oprah officially kicked off her Presidential campaign (I hope):
16. Seth Meyers nailed his monologue.
17. Selfies were taken.
18. Thelma and Louise reunited:
19. And finally, Natalie Portman burned the dudes:
Actually that one you really should just watch:
Natalie Portman called out the fact that no women were nominated for Best Director tonight