1. Tommy Wiseau tried taking over the mic:
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2. Then he exited stage right:
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3. Alison Janey brought a bird:
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4. Amy Poehler reclaimed her wine:
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5. Frances McDormand shooed away the camera person:
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6. Carol Burnett called Jennifer Aniston kinky:
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7. There was a mini Harry Potter reunion of sorts:
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Hermione and Cedric <3
8. Catherine Zeta Jones played peek-a-boo:
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9. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban shared this kiss:
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10. Tonya Harding appeared in the flesh:
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11. We got .0000004 seconds of Game Of Thrones:
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12. Amy Sherman-Palladino just wanted the cheese:
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13. Sam Rockwell thanked someone for not being a dick:
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15. And Oprah officially kicked off her Presidential campaign (I hope):
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16. Seth Meyers nailed his monologue.
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17. Selfies were taken.
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18. Thelma and Louise reunited:
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19. And finally, Natalie Portman burned the dudes:
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Actually that one you really should just watch:
Natalie Portman called out the fact that no women were nominated for Best Director tonight