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How Normal Are The Things You Do Compared To Other New Yorkers?

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It's simple. I ask a question and you say your answer. The only thing is you have to BE HONEST!!! No one is judging. (Except the good lord above.)

  1. You're heading to work and a train comes. It's filled to the brim. Do you...

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    Squeeze in there like a sardine.
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    Wait for the next train.
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You're heading to work and a train comes. It's filled to the brim. Do you...
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    Squeeze in there like a sardine.
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    Wait for the next train.
  1. A train car is coming and making that screeching noise as it approaches the platform. Do you...

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    Cover your sensitive ears.
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    Just deal with the noise.
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A train car is coming and making that screeching noise as it approaches the platform. Do you...
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    Cover your sensitive ears.
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    Just deal with the noise.
  1. The subway doors open. You...

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    Step aside and wait for the people to exit the car.
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    Just go on in as soon as the doors open.
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The subway doors open. You...
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    Step aside and wait for the people to exit the car.
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    Just go on in as soon as the doors open.
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  1. Hey! It's the cool dancer guys on the subway!

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    Here's a dollar!
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    No money for you.
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Hey! It's the cool dancer guys on the subway!
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    Here's a dollar!
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    No money for you.
  1. Train time. You are...

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    Reading a book.
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    Listening to music.
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    Book + music.
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    Staring blankly at the subway ads.
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Train time. You are...
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    Reading a book.
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    Listening to music.
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    Book + music.
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    Staring blankly at the subway ads.
  1. An elderly person and/or pregnant woman comes onto your train car. You...

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    Offer up your seat immediately.
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    Put your head down and pretend you didn't see nuthin'.
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An elderly person and/or pregnant woman comes onto your train car. You...
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    Offer up your seat immediately.
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    Put your head down and pretend you didn't see nuthin'.
  1. MOUSE IN THE APARTMENT.

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    FUCK!!!
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    Pet :)
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MOUSE IN THE APARTMENT.
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    FUCK!!!
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    Pet :)
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  1. Bodega coffee...

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    Yay!
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    Nay.
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Bodega coffee...
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    Yay!
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    Nay.
  1. While we are on the subject of bodegas, are you friends with your Bodega guy?

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    YES! We are basically BFF.
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    Not really.
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While we are on the subject of bodegas, are you friends with your Bodega guy?
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    YES! We are basically BFF.
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    Not really.
  1. OK, but if you *are* friends with your bodega guy, do you even know his first name?

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    Oh, uh. No.
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    Yes! We really are best friends.
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OK, but if you *are* friends with your bodega guy, do you even know his first name?
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    Oh, uh. No.
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    Yes! We really are best friends.
  1. The traffic sign says you have 3 seconds left to cross over an avenue. Do you...

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    Cross that shiz and jog if you have to.
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    Just hold back, you'll get the next light.
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The traffic sign says you have 3 seconds left to cross over an avenue. Do you...
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    Cross that shiz and jog if you have to.
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    Just hold back, you'll get the next light.
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  1. You live in a walk up and order Seamless. You...

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    Make the delivery person come to your apartment door. (If you have to walk up the 4 flights up stairs, so do they!!)
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    Meet them downstairs.
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You live in a walk up and order Seamless. You...
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    Make the delivery person come to your apartment door. (If you have to walk up the 4 flights up stairs, so do they!!)
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    Meet them downstairs.
  1. Speaking of Seamless. It's the fucking dead of winter and maybe it's also snowing, but you want to order in. What do you tip?

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    20%, per usual.
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    A heck of a lot more than 20%.
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Speaking of Seamless. It's the fucking dead of winter and maybe it's also snowing, but you want to order in. What do you tip?
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    20%, per usual.
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    A heck of a lot more than 20%.
  1. You're thirsty. You...

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    Take from a Brita.
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    Go for that microscopic shrimp infested tap water.
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You're thirsty. You...
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    Take from a Brita.
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    Go for that microscopic shrimp infested tap water.
  1. A piece of mail for a former resident of your apartment comes to you. You...

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    Fling it into the pile on the floor of the doorway to your building with all the other mail that doesn't belong to you or any other current resident.
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    Try and forward the letter.
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A piece of mail for a former resident of your apartment comes to you. You...
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    Fling it into the pile on the floor of the doorway to your building with all the other mail that doesn't belong to you or any other current resident.
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    Try and forward the letter.
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  1. You're with five friends but want to get a cab. So you...

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    Say, "Ok, let's get two taxis."
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    Have one of the people "get really small" and sneak them into the back seat and hope to get away with it.
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You're with five friends but want to get a cab. So you...
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    Say, "Ok, let's get two taxis."
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    Have one of the people "get really small" and sneak them into the back seat and hope to get away with it.
  1. And, when you're hailing the cab, you...

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    Say "taxi!" out loud like you're in a movie.
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    Just put up your hand and keep your mouth zipped.
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And, when you're hailing the cab, you...
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    Say "taxi!" out loud like you're in a movie.
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    Just put up your hand and keep your mouth zipped.
  1. You have to go to the bathroom but you are far from home. What's your next move?

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    Just go into a restaurant and politely ask to use the bathroom.
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    Wait to find the nearest Starbucks and hope you don't need one of those dang codes to get in.
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    Pee (or poop I guess) behind a parked car.
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You have to go to the bathroom but you are far from home. What's your next move?
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    Just go into a restaurant and politely ask to use the bathroom.
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    Wait to find the nearest Starbucks and hope you don't need one of those dang codes to get in.
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    Pee (or poop I guess) behind a parked car.
  1. The subway situation is not good. You have to go somewhere 17 blocks away.

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    I'm taking a cab.
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    I'm walking.
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The subway situation is not good. You have to go somewhere 17 blocks away.
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    I'm taking a cab.
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    I'm walking.
  1. Do you ride a bike?

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    Yes, I love Citibike :)
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    Don't worry I knew what you meant by that question and yes, I ride a bike.
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    No, I don't want to die young.
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Do you ride a bike?
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    Yes, I love Citibike :)
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    Don't worry I knew what you meant by that question and yes, I ride a bike.
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    No, I don't want to die young.
  1. Excuse me, Miss, do you have a minute for the environment?

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    No, sorry.
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    *silence*
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Excuse me, Miss, do you have a minute for the environment?
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    No, sorry.
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    *silence*
 
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