1. You dropped your burrito.
2. You get perfume in your eyes.
3. You forget the lyrics to a song.
4. You lose your glasses.
5. You just remembered that you forgot to lock your door.
6. You didn’t get enough guacamole at Chipotle.
7. You’re creeping on someone’s Instagram.
8. You accidentally like someone’s photo on Instagram.
9. An unidentified liquid falls on you.
10. You just found out that you’re dating your cousin.
11. A squirrel falls on your head.
12. You find $5 in your jacket pocket.
13. Someone lets out a little toot in the elevator.
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- Over two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade, New Orleans police said.
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- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱