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    Kristen Taekman of "RHONY" Reveals 65 Things About Herself

    She'd bathe in milk, she doesn't like smelly people, and she loves poopy diapers.

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    1. Favorite color?

    Green.

    2. How tall is your hair?

    You tell me, how tall is my hair?

    3. Favorite pizza topping?

    Mushrooms.

    4. Favorite word?

    Pretty.

    5. Favorite vegetable?

    No vegetables.

    6. Favorite boy band?

    Elvis, the original. He had a band to begin with.

    7. Last book you read?

    Whew, umm... it was Carol's book.

    8. Favorite sport?

    Soccer.

    9. Last album you bought?

    Lenny Kravitz's Are You Gonna Go My Way.


    10. Favorite show on TGIF?

    The Golden Girls. Always and forever. We always joke that i'm on the Golden Girls show. I mean, I am, not for nothing.

    11. Favorite member of NSYNC?

    Joey. I don't even know. There's gotta be a Joey.

    12. Jorts or cargo pants?

    Cargo pants. What the hell is a jort?

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    13. Best bowling score?

    I don't even know. 100?

    14. Mini-golf or real golf?

    Mini-golf. Mini-golf is the only real job I had. I scooped ice cream at the Farmington miniature gold course. So I'm partial to mini-golf.

    15. Solitaire or poker?

    Poker.

    16. Last person who texted you?

    My girlfriend Elsa.

    17. Mustache or goatee?

    Mustache.

    18. Any hidden talents?

    I think I can sing.

    19. Do you own plants?

    Ha. One. I own one. I own only one at a time. It's that cool new one that everybody likes. It's big; she's really pretty. She's a little dry. I don't know how much longer she'll be with us.

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    20. Favorite dance move?

    I don't really have any. I think It's like that old-school pencil sharpener? I'm not a good dancer.

    21. Britney or Christina?

    Britney.

    22. Do you chew on your pens?

    No.

    23. Favorite curse word?

    Fuck.

    24. What do you sleep in?

    Pajamas! ... Not sexy. Super comfy. And now I got my husband to sleep in them; we actually have matching pajamas.

    25. Favorite sports team?

    The Knicks.

    26. Are you superstitious?

    Yes.

    27. Do you like the song "Superstitious" by Stevie Wonder?

    Sure.

    28. Have you been on a cruise?

    Yes.

    29. How was that experience?

    I threw up half the time. It was actually for a modeling job for a jewelry line and I was in the shower and I just pulled back the curtain and remember just puking. It was horrible.

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    30. Milk: 1%, 2%, skim, or whole?

    Two percent. I have children.

    31. Coffee or tea?

    Tea all day.

    32. What scares you?

    The big bad wolf.

    33. Who's your favorite relative?

    My mom.

    34. What was the last dream you remember?

    A dream about my daughter getting older and not needing me as much anymore. It was actually in the show. And we saw a dream specialist, and I thought it was bad and she translated it and it was actually good. So dreams aren't always bad!

    35. What time do you get up?

    6 a.m.

    36. What time do you go to bed?

    Midnight.

    37. Favorite action movie?

    Die Hard. Weird right?

    38. Favorite Power Ranger?

    The girl. The pink one.

    39. Favorite commercial?

    I saw this one recently for State Farm insurance. It's so funny. I rewound it last night actually. She does this Dirty Dancing move, you kind of have to watch it. It's hilarious.

    40. Pick an Olsen twin.

    Ashley?

    41. Poop diapers or pee diapers?

    Poop! That means everything is working! Poop diapers are good.

    42. Have you ever gotten a spray tan?

    I have one now — are you kidding me?! I got one two days ago!

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    43. Twitter or Instagram?

    Instagram.

    44. Favorite Disney Princess?

    I want to say Cinderella because she's really big right now. But Elsa.

    45. Favorite MTV VJ from the '90s?

    Oh my god. Was her name Cat? I think it was Cat. Or downtown Julie Brown.

    46. Favorite alcoholic beverage?

    Sauvignon blanc. I'm just a white wine kind of girl.

    47. Coke or Pepsi?

    Coke.

    48. Biggest pet peeve?

    Smelly people.

    49. Puppies or Kittens?

    Kittens.

    50. Bacon or Nutella?

    Bacon.

    51. Have you seen The Wire?

    No.

    52. What color is your toothbrush?

    White, I have one of those electric ones.

    53. Favorite reality show?

    It should be Housewives. But my favorite is Hoarders. It's so horrible, but you have to keep watching because it's that bad. You're like, "I want to see what's under that mound of crap!"

    54. Choose your entrance theme song.

    *Sings Rocky theme song* It's like my motivational song. I'll be down and out or whatever and he'll be like, "Bum bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbum" And I'll be like, "You're doing it, you're doing it!"

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    55. What's your life motto?

    Don't sweat the small stuff.

    56. Do you have a landline phone number?

    Yes I do! I don't know what it is, but I have one. I will always have one. I'm partial to the landline. But you know what, I lived through 9/11 and the blackout, and my landline kept working while cell phones didn't.

    57. Favorite cartoon?

    I'm kind of into SpongeBob lately.

    58. If you could bathe in any liquid besides water, what would it be?

    Milk. First thing that came into my head.

    59. Have you met Oprah?

    No. I'd love to meet Oprah.

    60. Any weird habits?

    I'm huge on hand sanitizer. No offense, you shake my hand, I sanitize.

    61. Favorite place you've been to?

    Key West, Florida. It's kind of like my second home.

    62. What's your shoe size?

    10.

    63. Last song that was stuck in your head?

    "Thank You for Being a Friend."

    64. Can you do any good impressions?

    No.

    65. Is there anything else we should know?

    About me in general? I have breakage.

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