If you thought the Olympics were just a fun, feel-good celebration of athleticism and sports ’n’ stuff, you'd be kind of wrong. Because actually, during the swimming activity of the backstroke, Satan is being birthed right before your very eyes every time the swimmers emerge from the water.
As proof, I give you this:
I mean, you can't tell me that that isn't Voldemort himself rising from the depths of the Olympic swimming pool.
Yep. It's the truth.
I wasn't lying.
They are still badass swimmers. I'm just saying they are also clearly possessed by the devil.