Dear Kendall Jenner, you know I love you. I really, really love you.
And because I do, I must ask...
Why?
Why did you wear these shorts that are almost pants except there's no material at all until you get down to the ankle where there is a circle of jean connected to the top via a thin piece of fabric?
Why did this have to happen to such a good person?
Why couldn't they have been just full pants or just shorts?
And why — WAIT A MINUTE.
OH GOD IT'S SPREADING.
It's an epidemic.
