1. When she just stood there with her literally PER. FECT. hand-on-hip stance.
2. When she was the effortless ponytail queen of the world.
3. When you saw her Calvin Klein ads.
4. Because, look.
5. When she did that "Oh, did someone just call my name?" over-the-shoulder look and you died a little inside.
6. And when she twirled. She twirled so hard the Earth's core shook.
7. When she stood there, in that red dress and her eyes locked on yours, even from a slight distance.
8. When she used one of those MacBook filters but remained flawless.
9. When she wore this purple dress like no purple dress had been worn before.
10. When she was on a giant yacht somewhere with a dress the size of Rhode Island spread all nicely, and she looked heavenly.
11. When she redefined suspenders.
12. When she walked to her car and lifted her arm (probably to open her car door, amirite?).
13. When she lit'rally wore the shit out of this white jumpsuit.
14. When her lips looked like they were crafted by hand from angels.
15. When she held the luckiest puppy in the world.
16. And the other luckiest puppy in the world (they are tied for first).
17. Literally whenever she did anything.
18. Like, anything.
19. I mean, like, just breathed.
20. That includes breathing in.
21. And also breathing out.
22. And any heart valve movement that happens in between those breaths.
The moral of the story is, bless you, Kendall Jenner.
You stunning goddess, you.
