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How Serious Is The Relationship Between You And Your Couch?

My couch went to Jared and now we are getting married.

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    You have a "spot" on your couch.
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    You get angry when other people sit in that spot.
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    You've spent a solid five hours on your couch without getting up (NO BATHROOM BREAK).
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    You've spent a solid 10 hours on your couch without getting up (NO BATHROOM BREAK).
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    You've spent a consecutive 36 hours on your couch (bathroom break allowed).
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    You've spent an entire week or more on your couch, only getting up for the bathroom and drink refills.
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    You have a butt imprint on your couch.
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    You have visible stains on your cushions.
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    You also have stains on the other side of your cushions.
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    You are screwed if you get another giant stain because all cushions have been flipped for stain hiding.
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    You've fallen asleep on your couch.
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    You've named your couch.
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    You'd prefer to sit on your couch instead of any other place in your home.
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    You'd prefer to sit on your couch instead of going outside.
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    You'd prefer to sit on your couch instead of attending your friend's birthday party.
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    Your couch is your closest friend.
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    Your couch knows all of your secrets.
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    Your couch has seen you do things.
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    You hate other people's couches.
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    They suck.
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    And are not as soft or plush as yours.
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    There are crumbs on your couch.
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    There are crumbs in the cracks of your couch.
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    You've lost your remote in your couch.
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    You've found your remote in your couch.
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    You've found money in your couch!
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    Your couch gives you happiness!
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    You eat your meals on your couch.
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    Your couch is funny.
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    Your couch makes you laugh.
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    Your couch makes you feel safe and warm inside.
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    You'd rather watch a movie on your couch than on your bed.
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    You've been called a couch potato.
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    You've been called a couch eggplant.
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    When you go out people always ask where your couch is.
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    You adopt couches off the street in the hopes of starting a couch family.
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    Honestly, you just want to sit on your couch all day and do nothing
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    You DO sit on your couch all day and do nothing.
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    Sitting on your couch seems like more fun than literally anything else.
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    Your feet/legs have fallen asleep from sitting on a couch too long.
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    You've had to be surgically removed from a couch.
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    Your mom has yelled at you to get off the couch.
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    You ignore your mom's yells because she can't tell you what to do.
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    It's a struggle to physically lift yourself from the couch.
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    You miss your couch when you are not on it.
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    You fantasize about going home to sit on your couch.
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    You fantasize about all the fluffy couches in the world and hope to one day make them yours.
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    When you see someone's couch, you like to know about the couch, where it came from, the firmness, etc.
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    Couch is love.
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    Couch is life.
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    Couch is the only thing that matters.
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    Couch is who you are.
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    Couch is universe.
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    Couch is everything.
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    You are single and your couch is your significant other.
 
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