For Everyone Whose Love For Danielle Haim Is Spiraling Out Of Control

    S.O.S. please [don't] save me.

    This is Danielle Haim, if you aren't already familiar, she is 1/3 of the band Haim.

    And she is the best 1/3, because she is perfect.

    Like myself you might currently be suffering from HAIMITIS, Strain D. It's a very real disease in which your love for Danielle Haim makes you unable to do anything besides obsess over Danielle Haim.

    Symptoms are obvious but can be delayed.

    ***Please see a doctor if your balance becomes so bad that you cannot lift yourself from the floor***

    The first and most obvious symptom is that when you witness her playing guitar, you find yourself unable to stand and you lose all sense of balance.

    Another symptom of HAIMITIS Strain D is that this picture makes you want to hurl a heavy object at the wall because she looks TOO good and nothing is fair in this world.

    Obviously Haimitis Strain D will cause you to get lost in this gif.

    And this one.

    The main problem here is that THERE IS NO CURE. And therefore, your life is spiraling out of control because the love is too strong.

    When she seems to not give a fuck at all about whatever is happening around her the symptoms only worsen.

    Her emotionless face is somehow more endearing than anything else.

    And then when she does something kind of weird and ~out of character~ your brain becomes unable to form words or sentences because it's too much.

    It's just too much.

    Her surprisingly wonderful dance moves run the risk of putting you in a catatonic state.

    And her level of coolness is so high that it's not even an actual level anymore it's like another dimension.

    So since there is really nothing you can do to stop this love, just ~let it happen~.

    And be sure not to cough on anyone.

    A photo previously included in this post claimed to be Danielle Haim, when it was actually her sister, Alana Haim. I apologize for that error and have replaced the photo. Also thank you to all of the keen observers who could tell it wasn't Danielle even though there was hair covering her entire face. Rock on.