27 Reasons Why 1989 Was The Greatest Year To Be Born

    It wasn't great when you were born, it was great because you were born.

    1. Because it was the year that brought us cinematic classics such as Back To The Future Part II.

    2. ...the original Batman...

    3. ...Honey I Shrunk The Kids...

    4. ...and The Little Mermaid. Giving us the best Disney Prince to ever exist.

    5. Because the only game system that ever mattered, the Gameboy, was released.

    6. Because Time, Inc. announced they were merging with Warner Communications, giving us Time-Warner. And without Time Warner WHAT WOULD WE COMPLAIN ABOUT?

    7. Because everything good was premiering on television, like The Simpsons ...

    8. ...Saved By The Bell...

    9. ...and Seinfeld.

    10. Because the greatest company mascot ever, the Energizer Bunny was introduced to the world.

    11. Because Madonna gave us Like A Prayer this year.

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    12. And Cher gave us the instantly iconic "If I Could Turn Back Time."

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    13. "We Didn't Start The Fire" By Billy Joel and "Smooth Criminal: by Michael Jackson also came out. It was a fucking good year for music.

    14. Because this was the first commercial for a cell-phone, and also for the coolest cell phone to ever exist.

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    15. Carpe Diem was the hot phrase thanks to Dead Poets Society, which is the much better and original version of YOLO.

    16. Because one gallon of gas only cost 97 cents.

    17. Because the fashion was on point:

    18. Because it was the year that same-sex marriage was recognized for the first time. Thanks Denmark!

    19. Because Jay Z first appeared on Yo! MTV Raps wearing this cool jacket.

    20. And Taylor Swift was born, which wasn't a big deal for everyone at the time, but now is really important.

    21. Because Reba's hair looked like this:

    22. Because AOL was launched and without it A/S/L would never exist.

    23. Because this is what Weird Al winning a Grammy looked like:

    24. And this is Weird Al at another time. Basically Weird Al was really cool.

    25. Because for one second on June 7th the time read: 1:23:45 6/7/89.

    26. Because McDonalds had pizza.

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    27. And just because anyone born in 1989 is probably cool AF. '89 rulez.