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Are You Cool With Ariana Grande's Second #DoughnutGate Apology?

Are you satisfied?

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Unless you are Patrick Star and live under a literal rock, by now you've heard about Ariana Grande's #DoughnutGate2015. You've also maybe read her non-apology statement. And now she's released a video apology titled "Sorry, babes."

My fav.

In the video apology she still doesn't even really address the actual licking of the donuts. But tbh I was kind of distracted by how good she looks mere days after getting her wisdom teeth pulled.

SOME HIGHLIGHTS:

"I wanted to make a video to apologize again for the whole donut fiasco" — DOES SHE MEAN LICKING? — "and craziness." THE CRAZINESS OF THE LICKING?

"Seeing a video of yourself behaving poorly" — THE LICKING PART? that you had no idea was taken is such a rude awakening. It's like you don't know what to do."

"Seeing how ugly it looks when you behave a certain way" — JUST SAY THE LICKING THING. — "...makes you want to never behave that way again. You learn from it. I never want to be anything less than a positive influence."

"I'm 22, I'm human, I still got a lot to learn, I make mistakes" — LIKE NOT TO LICK THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS? — "and that's how I'm gonna learn. I'm going to learn from my mistakes."

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My second fav.

  1. So here is my question to you, are you cool w/ her apology?

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    Yes, let's move on now
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    No, why can't she just say "Sorry I licked those doughnuts, that was silly!"
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    No, why can't she just say "Welp, definitely shouldn't have licked those doughnuts!"
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    No, why can't she just say "My bad about the doughnut licking!"
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    No, why can't she just say "I had just brushed my teeth before I licked the doughnuts, so at least they were clean!"
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    Comedy = tragedy + time
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So here is my question to you, are you cool w/ her apology?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Yes, let's move on now
  2.  
    vote votes
    No, why can't she just say "Sorry I licked those doughnuts, that was silly!"
  3.  
    vote votes
    No, why can't she just say "Welp, definitely shouldn't have licked those doughnuts!"
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    vote votes
    No, why can't she just say "My bad about the doughnut licking!"
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    vote votes
    No, why can't she just say "I had just brushed my teeth before I licked the doughnuts, so at least they were clean!"
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    vote votes
    Comedy = tragedy + time

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